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What Jesus Has Done For Me!


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Jesus, god, religion,,,,,,,,all fuckin nonsense, has ruined my life. Fuckin celebrate the fact that all fuckin gods are non existent! Fuckin amen to that!!!!!!!!!

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Agreed.

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Oh, I thought it was a thread where we could write everything good that Jesus has done for us.

 

So here's what I know Jesus for sure did for me: ... ... ... ...

 

Jesus is Awesome! He's my rock!

 

Here's a picture of my Jesus:

 

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Not one damn thing that's good. Jesus made me crazy! :wacko: I have spent more than half my life either trying to reconcile myself with the BS or escape from it. I dropped the whole thing and went into Buddhism but my parents will be fundies until they die! I can't have a decent conversation with them about the things that matter in life. That is what Jeezus has done for me.

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HanSolo, that stone looks neat but I think I'd give it a different name. See, I can't even bring myself to call it by the name you gave it.

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HanSolo, that stone looks neat but I think I'd give it a different name. See, I can't even bring myself to call it by the name you gave it.

 

Yeah, Hans, that stone looks way too benign and cheerful.

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Yeah, Hans, that stone looks way too benign and cheerful.

It's because it loves me... he told me so.

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Here's a picture of my Jesus:

 

"Let he who is without sin throw the first Me." ;)

 

mwc

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"Everytime you eat of my flesh, remember the dentist will make a truckload of money."

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Here's a picture of my Jesus:

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It's a heck of a lot cuter than any other Jesus I've seen!

 

I :wub: Hans' Jesus. :wub:

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Jesus ruined important friendships.

Jesus wasted my time for two years.

Jesus made me act like some kind of a crazy person.

Jesus turned me into a jerk.

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I :wub: Hans' Jesus. :wub:

He rocks. And he got super powers. He can knock someone out from 20 feet away. That's a lot more than those evangelical meetings where the preacher got to push the subject to make him fall. MY Jesus can knock even unbelievers to the ground. And they'll get a throbbing headache to prove his power.

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Jesus turned me into an ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, bigoted, self-righteous asshole religious fanatic for 15 years of my life. And I love Him for it! Glory! :twitch:

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Jesus turned me into an ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, bigoted, self-righteous asshole religious fanatic for 15 years of my life. And I love Him for it! Glory! :twitch:

 

 

Hey his rock looks diffunt den yur pitcher, one of you'all gots ta be wrong an stuff..

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Yeah, Hans, that stone looks way too benign and cheerful.

It's because it loves me... he told me so.

You son of a bitch! Give me back my rocky! He said he was going out for a beer 2 years ago and never came home!

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I :wub: Hans' Jesus. :wub:
He rocks. And he got super powers. He can knock someone out from 20 feet away. That's a lot more than those evangelical meetings where the preacher got to push the subject to make him fall. MY Jesus can knock even unbelievers to the ground. And they'll get a throbbing headache to prove his power.
That's good'n all, but can he walk on water? :scratch:

 

Didn't think so. :HaHa:

 

 

He can skip on water though, huh? :HaHa:

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Jesus, god, religion,,,,,,,,all fuckin nonsense, has ruined my life. Fuckin celebrate the fact that all fuckin gods are non existent! Fuckin amen to that!!!!!!!!!

 

Looks like you'll have to start again with a different title, huh? Looks like the rock of ages has stolen your show--just for good measure, I'm sure.

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Jesus turned me into an ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, bigoted, self-righteous asshole religious fanatic for 15 years of my life. And I love Him for it! Glory! :twitch:

 

 

Hey his rock looks diffunt den yur pitcher, one of you'all gots ta be wrong an stuff..

My pikchur is obviusly RITE cuz I iz the LARD!

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Who would win in a fight for utter supremecy? This Jesus guy or Neo? hehe :) ?

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