garrisonjj Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Jesus, god, religion,,,,,,,,all fuckin nonsense, has ruined my life. Fuckin celebrate the fact that all fuckin gods are non existent! Fuckin amen to that!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Oh, I thought it was a thread where we could write everything good that Jesus has done for us. So here's what I know Jesus for sure did for me: ... ... ... ... Jesus is Awesome! He's my rock! Here's a picture of my Jesus: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Not one damn thing that's good. Jesus made me crazy! I have spent more than half my life either trying to reconcile myself with the BS or escape from it. I dropped the whole thing and went into Buddhism but my parents will be fundies until they die! I can't have a decent conversation with them about the things that matter in life. That is what Jeezus has done for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 HanSolo, that stone looks neat but I think I'd give it a different name. See, I can't even bring myself to call it by the name you gave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 HanSolo, that stone looks neat but I think I'd give it a different name. See, I can't even bring myself to call it by the name you gave it. Yeah, Hans, that stone looks way too benign and cheerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Yeah, Hans, that stone looks way too benign and cheerful. It's because it loves me... he told me so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Here's a picture of my Jesus: "Let he who is without sin throw the first Me." mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 "Everytime you eat of my flesh, remember the dentist will make a truckload of money." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Here's a picture of my Jesus: It's a heck of a lot cuter than any other Jesus I've seen! I Hans' Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everglaze Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Jesus ruined important friendships. Jesus wasted my time for two years. Jesus made me act like some kind of a crazy person. Jesus turned me into a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I Hans' Jesus. He rocks. And he got super powers. He can knock someone out from 20 feet away. That's a lot more than those evangelical meetings where the preacher got to push the subject to make him fall. MY Jesus can knock even unbelievers to the ground. And they'll get a throbbing headache to prove his power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Jesus turned me into an ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, bigoted, self-righteous asshole religious fanatic for 15 years of my life. And I love Him for it! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIM Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Jesus turned me into an ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, bigoted, self-righteous asshole religious fanatic for 15 years of my life. And I love Him for it! Glory! Hey his rock looks diffunt den yur pitcher, one of you'all gots ta be wrong an stuff.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPillAddict Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Yeah, Hans, that stone looks way too benign and cheerful. It's because it loves me... he told me so. You son of a bitch! Give me back my rocky! He said he was going out for a beer 2 years ago and never came home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I Hans' Jesus. He rocks. And he got super powers. He can knock someone out from 20 feet away. That's a lot more than those evangelical meetings where the preacher got to push the subject to make him fall. MY Jesus can knock even unbelievers to the ground. And they'll get a throbbing headache to prove his power. That's good'n all, but can he walk on water? Didn't think so. He can skip on water though, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Jesus, god, religion,,,,,,,,all fuckin nonsense, has ruined my life. Fuckin celebrate the fact that all fuckin gods are non existent! Fuckin amen to that!!!!!!!!! Looks like you'll have to start again with a different title, huh? Looks like the rock of ages has stolen your show--just for good measure, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Jesus turned me into an ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, bigoted, self-righteous asshole religious fanatic for 15 years of my life. And I love Him for it! Glory! Hey his rock looks diffunt den yur pitcher, one of you'all gots ta be wrong an stuff.. My pikchur is obviusly RITE cuz I iz the LARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tealeaf Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Who would win in a fight for utter supremecy? This Jesus guy or Neo? hehe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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