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Was Jesus Gay?


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From Wikipedia:

is an English stand up comedian and writer. He has caused controversy with outspoken monologues on YouTube denouncing religion and promoting the cause of atheism.

 

His 2006 stand up show ‘Faith Hope and Sanity’, subtitled ‘A Few Jokes About Religion Before It Kills Us All’, was a platform for his comedy and atheist beliefs. He said of the show "It seems to me that fundamentalist Christians, jihadist Muslims and settlement-building Jews are causing more than their share of trouble in the world. World events are being driven by people with apocalyptic delusions, while here in Britain a paralyzing liberal guilt allows religious bigots to use intimidation and violence to stamp out free speech. If you can’t get laughs out of all that, you can’t get them out of anything."

 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6904...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news...

http://www.spiritrestoration.org/Chur...

http://skeptically.org/newtestament/i...

http://www.psa91.com/john.htm

 

You can download an audio version of this video at http://patcondell.libsyn.com

 

http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2007/11...-jesus-gay.html

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Goodbye Jesus

And a swinger.

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I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Mathew it goes in depth about how he enjoyed punishing himself by slowly inserting large nails into his anus.

That's probably why carpentry was his chosen field.

 

:jesus: "break tiiiiiiiimeeee!"

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Was Jesus gay?

 

Well the bible says he was single, he hung around with a bunch of other single men ..... and a prostitute.

 

Hmmmm ......

 

Certainly something telling there....

 

S.

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Well, he lived with his mother until he was in his 30's...

 

Never married...

 

And hung out with alot of guys all the time...

 

Jesus was Queen of all Queens.

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I only wish I could find an audio file of John Lithgow's reading of Indian Country by Sherman Alexie. In it the protagonist speaks to a conservative Indian bishop about Jesus and goes into an absolutely brilliant monologue explaining why Jesus was obviously a fag. :HaHa:

 

Unfortunately, it seems Selected Shorts doesn't make its episodes available for download/streaming after the fact as most NPR programs do. :(

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And a swinger.

 

Maybe... But he wouldn't have done very well. Typically, long hair doesn't play at swing clubs. Not that it is completely shunned or anything, but it is simply not the typical demographic.

 

Based just on hair style, I'd say that he'd be more comfortable listeing to Moe and eating heavy, greasy brownies...

 

Spoomonkey

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Not sure, but after that stunt on the cross...he is most definitely a sub.

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I enjoyed that video - that guy is funny and makes a good point. I wouldn't want to insult gay people by classifying jeebus as one, but he sure had a thing for his dad and his 12 friends!

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Jesus was not gay because less than half of the guys he fucked were gay. He was a pedophile though.

 

mwc

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