Admin webmdave Posted November 8, 2007 Admin Share Posted November 8, 2007 From Wikipedia: Pat Condell is an English stand up comedian and writer. He has caused controversy with outspoken monologues on YouTube denouncing religion and promoting the cause of atheism. His 2006 stand up show ‘Faith Hope and Sanity’, subtitled ‘A Few Jokes About Religion Before It Kills Us All’, was a platform for his comedy and atheist beliefs. He said of the show "It seems to me that fundamentalist Christians, jihadist Muslims and settlement-building Jews are causing more than their share of trouble in the world. World events are being driven by people with apocalyptic delusions, while here in Britain a paralyzing liberal guilt allows religious bigots to use intimidation and violence to stamp out free speech. If you can’t get laughs out of all that, you can’t get them out of anything." http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6904... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news... http://www.spiritrestoration.org/Chur... http://skeptically.org/newtestament/i... http://www.psa91.com/john.htm You can download an audio version of this video at http://patcondell.libsyn.com http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2007/11...-jesus-gay.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanesa Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Yes probably. Maybe a bizexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 And a swinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPillAddict Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Mathew it goes in depth about how he enjoyed punishing himself by slowly inserting large nails into his anus. That's probably why carpentry was his chosen field. "break tiiiiiiiimeeee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparrow Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Was Jesus gay? Well the bible says he was single, he hung around with a bunch of other single men ..... and a prostitute. Hmmmm ...... Certainly something telling there.... S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyReligion Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Well, he lived with his mother until he was in his 30's... Never married... And hung out with alot of guys all the time... Jesus was Queen of all Queens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsmoke Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I only wish I could find an audio file of John Lithgow's reading of Indian Country by Sherman Alexie. In it the protagonist speaks to a conservative Indian bishop about Jesus and goes into an absolutely brilliant monologue explaining why Jesus was obviously a fag. Unfortunately, it seems Selected Shorts doesn't make its episodes available for download/streaming after the fact as most NPR programs do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoomonkey Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 And a swinger. Maybe... But he wouldn't have done very well. Typically, long hair doesn't play at swing clubs. Not that it is completely shunned or anything, but it is simply not the typical demographic. Based just on hair style, I'd say that he'd be more comfortable listeing to Moe and eating heavy, greasy brownies... Spoomonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Not sure, but after that stunt on the cross...he is most definitely a sub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michie_s Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 I enjoyed that video - that guy is funny and makes a good point. I wouldn't want to insult gay people by classifying jeebus as one, but he sure had a thing for his dad and his 12 friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Jesus was not gay because less than half of the guys he fucked were gay. He was a pedophile though. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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