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How Much Do You Love The Lard?


Brother Jeff

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I just thought I'd see how much people love the Lard around here. What's your level of commitment to Him?

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I think as much of him as he does of me.

 

- Chris

 

(Glory!)

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The Lard is bad for your cholesterol levels and as such can lead to heart attacks and stroke!

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The Lard is bad for your cholesterol levels and as such can lead to heart attacks and stroke!

But he makes an excellent pie crust...

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For reasons known only to the Muses, I now have the Janis Joplin song "Mercedes Benz" stuck in My head... :lmao:

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Touched by his cholestrolly goodness!

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I love Lard. It absolutely makes the very best pie dough. Really, I'm not kidding. Toss your Crisco in the trash.

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From what I heard, Crisco is de rigeur in Sf bath houses...

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I still say, "Let us make unto ourselves a cherry pie!" That will surely affirm the Lard's love for us, and our generations!

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So if Lard is the flesh of the lord, then is grease his blood?

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"they're happy because they eat Lard"

 

would those be Catholics? ;)

 

Seriously, though... I love the Lard with all my fart, hole, spine and clench! And I love my fiber as myself.

 

Glory!!

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Braise da lard!

 

 

oh lard, oh lard how majestic is thy tastiness for our girth!

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Now come on Jeff...talking about Lard does two things...first of all, it reminds me that I haven't eaten, thus I am hungry...Secondly, it reminds me that I'm fat! Thanks for the uplift man ;-) haha

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Alas, I am trying to lose weight so I have given up the Lard.

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You will have to make allowances for me.

 

Usurpers defile his throne

and desecrate his hall

yet he is still King

and I would die for him with a smile

better to be with him

even if in exile....

the King lives forever

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You will have to make allowances for me.

 

Usurpers defile his throne

and desecrate his hall

yet he is still King

and I would die for him with a smile

better to be with him

even if in exile....

the King lives forever

Elvis is dead.

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