Brother Jeff Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 I just thought I'd see how much people love the Lard around here. What's your level of commitment to Him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 6, 2008 Super Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2008 I think as much of him as he does of me. - Chris (Glory!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen_Richard_Webb Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 The Lard is bad for your cholesterol levels and as such can lead to heart attacks and stroke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprus Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 The Lard is bad for your cholesterol levels and as such can lead to heart attacks and stroke! But he makes an excellent pie crust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 For reasons known only to the Muses, I now have the Janis Joplin song "Mercedes Benz" stuck in My head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Touched by his cholestrolly goodness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I love Lard. It absolutely makes the very best pie dough. Really, I'm not kidding. Toss your Crisco in the trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 From what I heard, Crisco is de rigeur in Sf bath houses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kozimoto Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Potatoes baked in Lard! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprus Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I still say, "Let us make unto ourselves a cherry pie!" That will surely affirm the Lard's love for us, and our generations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen_Richard_Webb Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 So if Lard is the flesh of the lord, then is grease his blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.B. Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "they're happy because they eat Lard" would those be Catholics? Seriously, though... I love the Lard with all my fart, hole, spine and clench! And I love my fiber as myself. Glory!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha centauri Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Braise da lard! oh lard, oh lard how majestic is thy tastiness for our girth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtJayson Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Now come on Jeff...talking about Lard does two things...first of all, it reminds me that I haven't eaten, thus I am hungry...Secondly, it reminds me that I'm fat! Thanks for the uplift man ;-) haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Alas, I am trying to lose weight so I have given up the Lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Bless the little lard Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RecoveXM Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 You will have to make allowances for me. Usurpers defile his throne and desecrate his hall yet he is still King and I would die for him with a smile better to be with him even if in exile.... the King lives forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 You will have to make allowances for me. Usurpers defile his throne and desecrate his hall yet he is still King and I would die for him with a smile better to be with him even if in exile.... the King lives forever Elvis is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RecoveXM Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Jeff has an "oosik" stuck in his teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GlitterSno Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 *Looks in mirror, ponders....* Looks like I def follow the Lard with my whole heart! lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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