DarthOkkata Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 What flavor would you think the Son of the Lord and Savior might be? Me personally, Praliens and Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Other. Cajun Shrimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Beer flavor. It goes down ok the first time but after a swallow or two, you lose the taste for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eejay Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I voted Rocky Road. That's what you get when you follow x-tianity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIM Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Bubblegum and oyster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 12, 2008 Super Moderator Share Posted April 12, 2008 Tuna and Chili. That flavor doesn't exist either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 That’s the beautiful thing about Jebus He’s any flavor that you want Loving or vengeful Merciful Judge Give me, give me, give me Some o’ that Jebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Other: Invisible vanilla, with imaginary jalapeno, and some pixie-dust sprinkled on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I'd say something with big chunks of chocolate and cherries in it. Maybe with almond swirls. Or maybe bread-and-wine flavored, who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japedo Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I'm with Eejay on this one. Rocky road is the most fitting, beings tho Blood bath cherry isn't a real flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprus Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Other. Creme de nightshade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astos Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I think Neapolitan. Sometime's he's a white god, sometimes he's a black god, and with all the straight males who's in love with him he's gotta be a little fruity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I chose Rocky Road in my mind even before I saw the options and thought about the pun it implied. I just happen to think Rocky Road is DISGUSTING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Genesis Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I voted for Neapolitan. Xtians can never agree on what flavor Jesus is after all, so why not just give us multiple choices of flavors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazycatlady Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Vanilla -- boring and I don't really like it much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Banana Coconut Because I won't buy that shit either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MesaGman Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Imaginary Neopolitan ice cream: 3 flavours, for the 3 pieces of the holy Triforce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Cookies and Hemoglobin, a.k.a. Eucharist Ripple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zenobia Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I chose Kosher Dill since the guy was a Jew... But I like everyone else's answers better You guys are so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 A beer flavoured icecream with a very very bitter after taste. Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 25, 2008 Super Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2008 Lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MathGeek Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Stale Bread and 3-Day Old Wine Cooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RisingPhoenix Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I picked Chunky Monkey--with all the chunks of everything thrown in, your tongue's so confused it doesn't even know what it's tasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnor Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Superman ice cream -- both are imaginary characters, with imaginary superpowers, that are here to save the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Olive Oil Ice Cream? Or is that too Greek Orthodox? Maybe a Catholic would want an Italian Ice? Puritans would have said Vanilla was far too spicy and would have gone with PLAIN. (Has anyone ever actually had plain ice cream?) Unitarian Universalists would say Jesus Ice Cream would taste exactly how you think it will taste, no matter what flavor that actually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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