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If Jesus Was An Ice Cream Flavor, What Flavor Would He Be?


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What flavor would you think the Son of the Lord and Savior might be?

 

Me personally, Praliens and Dick.

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Beer flavor. It goes down ok the first time but after a swallow or two, you lose the taste for it.

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Bubblegum and oyster?

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Tuna and Chili. That flavor doesn't exist either.

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:sing:

That’s the beautiful thing

about Jebus

He’s any flavor that you want

Loving or vengeful

Merciful Judge

Give me, give me, give me

Some o’ that Jebus.

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Other: Invisible vanilla, with imaginary jalapeno, and some pixie-dust sprinkled on top.

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I'd say something with big chunks of chocolate and cherries in it. Maybe with almond swirls.

 

Or maybe bread-and-wine flavored, who knows.

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I'm with Eejay on this one. Rocky road is the most fitting, beings tho Blood bath cherry isn't a real flavor.

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Other. Creme de nightshade.

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I think Neapolitan.

 

Sometime's he's a white god, sometimes he's a black god, and with all the straight males who's in love with him he's gotta be a little fruity.

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I chose Rocky Road in my mind even before I saw the options and thought about the pun it implied.

 

I just happen to think Rocky Road is DISGUSTING! :woopsie:

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I voted for Neapolitan. Xtians can never agree on what flavor Jesus is after all, so why not just give us multiple choices of flavors?

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Vanilla -- boring and I don't really like it much...

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Banana Coconut

 

Because I won't buy that shit either.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Imaginary Neopolitan ice cream: 3 flavours, for the 3 pieces of the holy Triforce.

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Cookies and Hemoglobin, a.k.a. Eucharist Ripple.

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I chose Kosher Dill since the guy was a Jew...

 

 

But I like everyone else's answers better :) You guys are so funny! :god:

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A beer flavoured icecream with a very very bitter after taste.

 

Mongo

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Lamb.

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Stale Bread and 3-Day Old Wine Cooler

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I picked Chunky Monkey--with all the chunks of everything thrown in, your tongue's so confused it doesn't even know what it's tasting.

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Superman ice cream -- both are imaginary characters, with imaginary superpowers, that are here to save the earth.

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Olive Oil Ice Cream? Or is that too Greek Orthodox?

 

Maybe a Catholic would want an Italian Ice?

 

Puritans would have said Vanilla was far too spicy and would have gone with PLAIN. (Has anyone ever actually had plain ice cream?)

 

Unitarian Universalists would say Jesus Ice Cream would taste exactly how you think it will taste, no matter what flavor that actually is.

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