Weird Christian Apologetic Arguments That Make Me Giggle

[Insanity personified]

first of all this website is great for LOLs

 

http://www.carm.org/index.html

 

 

 

and second, yesterday I was debating a christian, and the conversation turned to the argument that if everything needs a cause (we were talking about intelligent design) then what is god's cause?

 

the christian said something I had never heard before, she said that the first cause argument only applies to things that have a cause....she said that since god by definition has no cause then it doesn't apply to him (paraphrasing the conversation)

 

I will be reading more christian apologetics for sure.....are all their arguments as mind numbing as that? I told her that she didn't really answer my question, but rather pushed it back into a closet to protect god from scrutiny......but what would be the rational answer to such a statement *is learning the art of debate*

 

 

what weird christian arguments make you laugh? share them and explain why they don't work