Trev Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I propose the hyposthesis that the dinosaurs went extinct because the measurements for the ark were too small and Noah could not fit them in. Stupid b@stard. Tee hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIM Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I propose the hyposthesis that the dinosaurs went extinct because the measurements for the ark were too small and Noah could not fit them in. Stupid b@stard. Tee hee hee. I think it was cause dey had bad breath, and refused to wash dishes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I propose that they were on the ark but Noah got drunk there too and cursed them when they saw him naked (though he secretly wanted them to...it made him feel sexy). YHWH killed them because he's not so smart. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 laughing my ass off, great responses - exactly what I need at the moment. I love this website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 13, 2008 Super Moderator Share Posted August 13, 2008 Noah threw them off because they ate the unicorns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Noah threw them off because they ate the unicorns. That's unicorn propaganda. Pictures of unicorns clearly show them with rainbows which didn't exist until after the flood. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Noah threw them off because they ate the unicorns. That's unicorn propaganda. Pictures of unicorns clearly show them with rainbows which didn't exist until after the flood. mwc laughing my ass off at unicorn propaganda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponymic Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 God was bored with them and said to himself, "ya know. These behemoths don't care about me. I need someone I can really play around with...wait wait wait...duuude...I think I know what to do..." The rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dinosaurs went extinct cuz god squeezed the shit out of them to make fuel for his chariot as seen by Ezekial in his vision of the UFO god drives: Eze 1:1-28. According to xtians, everything on earth is a mirror of sorts of what is in heaven. If we are gas hogs on earth, then god must drive the biggest friggin hummer in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sheeze.. Dinos didn't "die off". They "Went Home"! kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIM Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sheeze.. Dinos didn't "die off". They "Went Home"! kL Went home? uhm I am home right now, don't see any.. wait... There is one over there under the coffee tabl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 +100 points for "movie reference" when so noted... kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sheeze.. Dinos didn't "die off". They "Went Home"! kL hee hee hee, love this one, so many funny responses. I love all of the reponses so far, thank for making me laugh - I need it at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 This is the real reason. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outback Jack Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Nah, here's the real reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zenobia Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Actually... I'm pretty sure it happened this way... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...ideoID=22604055 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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