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Umbert the Unborn


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This was featured on Something Awful today: a Christian, Pro-life comic series that's as humor deficient as it's target audience:

 

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It's incredible! The strips rapidly shift from hokey, "Family Circus" jokes to "OMG BABY KILLING!"

 

It's stuff like this that makes me wish I had a womb. :lmao:

 

Umbert the Unborn

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OMG, this is a truly terrible cartoon.

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I'd get preggers and abort my ball-of-cells-that-talk-to-angels EVERY DAY.

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Shameless! This has NOTHING to do with "pro-life", and has EVERYTHING to do with marketing a product to a gullible consumer.

 

"Order now for X-mas"? The Xian "sub-culture" strikes again! Anything for a buck. Whatever money the church leaves you after tithing, these carnaval hucksters will come along and siphon off.

 

FUCK, but I'm glad to be done with these asswipes!

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Part of me wishes that this was just a joke.

 

If it isn't though, it is even funnier.

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Thats just stupid. :Hmm:

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I don't get it.

 

Me either!

 

What's with the "Fish?" :shrug:

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And they call basically anyone not like them baby killers? I find it quite ironic they are killing umbert in that comic.

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And they call basically anyone not like them baby killers?  I find it quite ironic they are killing umbert in that comic.

 

Or how these people look the other way with poor pregnant women and children who are living on the streets or our underfunded school systems. Or would that take real effort on their part?

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Now that I've read through the thread, I think that one might have been photoshopped. This is a sample of the true schlock:

 

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Here's another great edit:

 

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Me either!

 

What's with the "Fish?"  :shrug:

 

Not sure. I thought about it for a while, (too long, if you ask me!) and the only thing I could figure out is that "the fish" were the OTHER sperm that didn't make it?

 

Yes, I KNOW that's sick. But I didn't make up this ridiculous cartoon. I just try and interpret.

 

(I suppose you've gotta have the Holy Spook to interpret it properly?) :shrug:

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The first was bad, but this....

 

 

that chromesome one, thats just sick. How is that funny?? :Hmm:

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I'll bet they share these cartoons with their children as well. :ugh:

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On the one where he gets the extra chromosome, why does it say 'RETARD' where it should say 'Poof!' or 'Zap!' or something other than "RETARD"?

 

:Wendywhatever:

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Only in America people, only in America.

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The first was bad, but this....

that chromesome one, thats just sick. How is that funny??  :Hmm:

 

The fedral judges are just doing what is required by state law. But the bottom one was just plain offensive and this is coming from someone who finds Eugene (WWE) funny.

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That extra chromosome one is just disturbing and angering. GRR. *shudder*

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God I love photoshop. Maybe I'll make a chop myself later.

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The one about abortion was just plain sickening. The "retard" one was just......pointless.

:twitch:

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Those crazy Catholics :lmao:

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Uhhh I'm just wondering here, but you guys DO recognize which ones are the genuine "Family Circus" comics and which ones were digitally altered by people online for extreme humorous content, right?

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Comic is definitionn of WTF...

 

EUGENE WON THE KURT ANGLE INVITATIONAL! w00t! :D

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If y'all haven't noticed, SA is not usually the bastion of good taste. I find them amusing, though. Now if only we could slip some of those into circulation...

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