"don't Cling On To Me Because I Have Not Ascended Yet"

[orlando]

John 20 (NASB)

 

16Jesus said to her, "Mary!" She turned and said to Him Rabboni!" (which means, Teacher).

 

17Jesus said to her, "Stop clinging to Me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father; but go to My brethren and say to them, 'I ascend to My Father and your Father, and My God and your God.'"

 

[Jeff H]

He was worried she might try to grab onto him and find out he was just a hologram

[orlando]

He was worried she might try to grab onto him and find out he was just a hologram

 

LOL. Or maybe he was worried he might suddenly take off at any moment and drag her into the sky with him?

[mwc]

He was still sticky from the cloning process.

 

Of course he has no problem with Thomas probing around in all his sensitive "glory" holes prior to lift-off. Just Mary. She probably had the clap.

 

mwc

[orlando]

He was still sticky from the cloning process.

 

Of course he has no problem with Thomas probing around in all his sensitive "glory" holes prior to lift-off. Just Mary. She probably had the clap.

 

mwc

 

[Karhoof]

, -- what was Jesus worried might happen??

he didn't want to catch girl cooties.

[Rhia]

Maybe "cling" was a euphemism for "having sex" - and he didn't want to get off yet.

[orlando]

Or maybe in this passsage "ascended" refers to him getting an erection and he is not ready yet?

[PandaPirate]

You guys are all SICK!!!!!