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What Have The Bastards Done To My Country?


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What have the bastards done to my country?

Fred On Everything

by Fred Reed


"I don't get it. This is the country that produced Peggy Lee and Tampa

Red and the 'fitty-sedden Chevy, the country that spits techno-whizz

golf carts onto Mars just like it was even possible, that brought the

hamburger to gorgeous bejuiced perfection and invented most of the

modern world. It's the home of sand-lot baseball and Little Peggy

March and BB guns and Tasty Freeze. It is, in a phrase, one fine

place. How did it sink to being a proto-Soviet surveillance state that

builds vast awful Visitor Centers in the style of a Hitlerian

mauseoleum? You can't go to the john without a photo ID anymore.

Something ain't right." (12/04/08)



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