Fweethawt Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Anyway... I decided to make a roasted chicken for dinner tonight. Since I've never made and actual roasted chicken, I went online to check out a couple of recipes just to make sure that I don't ruin the 7+ lb. bird that I have sitting in the kitchen sink right now. I stumbled across what looks to be a very good recipe at a blog by a person called 'Scary Reasoner'. That's scary, ain't it?!?!?! For those of you who might want to try it, you can find the recipe HERE . Looks like some good stuff, for sure. Then, as I finished reading (and hopefully -- memorizing) the recipe, I just so happened to look towards the side of the page at the different links to this person's other writings (this one is a rant, actually) and found this little tidbit (see below). Here's a link to the original ----> THIS IS THE LINK TO THE ORIGINAL Enjoy!! Christians, you are retarded... Every last one, without exception. You don’t like it? Too fucking bad. Your acceptance of your beliefs means that you are being retarded, and there’s no way around it. Fuck you, you fucking retards. I’m sick of pretending your idiotic “arguments” are even remotely sensible. You’re a fucking retard, eating retarded shit and calling it ice cream. The Christian generally believes that there is life after death. This, in light of what we currently know of neuroscience and how the brain works, and doesn’t work when it is damaged, is, no mincing words here, plainly retarded. If you believe in life after death, sorry, — er, no, not sorry — you’re fucking retarded. The Christian generally believes that faith is a good idea, that believing things for no reason — just because — is a good idea. The Christian generally believes that being more certain of their beliefs than the evidence warrants, is somehow a virtue. The Christian generally is trained to believe that everyone uses faith, and that to point out that others use faith somehow justifies their own use of faith — the words “tu quoque” have no meaning to the average Christian. The Christian generally believes, in my experience, that an appeal to consequences is a valid way of making an argument. The Christian typically believes that if it can be shown (or, more commonly, if it can be made to appear that it is shown) that belief in Christianity leads to some benefit, or that lack of belief leads to some undesirable consequence, that this justifies belief. This is retarded. If you can’t figure out why, it’s because you’re retarded. Hint: google “appeal to consequences,” you big retard. Christians generally believe that Jesus was God, after he magically impregnated a virgin, and then emerged from her vagina nine months later, disappeared for 30 years, then turned up as the messiah. The evidence for this? A book which says so. What? Nothing more? No, that’s it, just a book. Are you fucking kidding me? Only a book? Nope, not kidding. They’re that fucking retarded. Christians often accept the “lord, liar or lunatic” argument as convincing. Gee, David Koresh was either Lord, Liar, or Lunatic. Umm, I’m going to say, Lunatic. Jesus was either Lord, Liar, or Lunatic. Umm, I’m going to say, Lunatic. People who don’t think Jesus was a lunatic don’t know much about lunatics. There’s a word for such people: Retards. The story of Christianity is just plain stupid. If you believe it, you’re a retard. Period. You have no arguments for your position which are not retarded. If there were non-retarded arguments for Christianity, they would have emerged in the last 2000 years. Every argument I’ve seen for Christianity does not only fail to be a good argument, they all fail to be remotely non-retarded. From this, I conclude that there do not exist any non-retarded arguments for Christianity, as, if there were such arguments, Christians would be all over them like white on rice. Yet, Christians persist in putting forth the most idiotic arguments for their religion in the history of arguments, and cannot come up with even a single non-retarded argument for their religion. I conclude that no non-retarded arguments for Christianity exist, and that every Christian has either retardedly accepted a retarded argument, or has been brainwashed into accepting Christianity as a child (and children are basically retarded.) So…, Fuck you, retards. Your religion is retarded, and you’ve had 2000 years to come up with non-retarded arguments and have utterly failed. You’re retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Hi Fwee! Good to see you around now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted December 16, 2008 Super Moderator Share Posted December 16, 2008 That's a little harsh even for me! I think "willfully ignorant" is more accurate than "retarded." Besides, are we even allowed to use the word "retard" anymore? I thought we had to use the term "government worker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Blake Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Why doesn't the guy say what he really means? I think we all feel like him now and again, having failed after numerous posts to get a little basic common-sense into what christians laughingly call a mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godless Wonder Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Heh. That's my blog. I was a little exasperated, to be sure There was originally a youtube video at the bottom of that post which unfortunately got deleted by the user. it was GlenReb, if you know who that is, ranting on and on in a similar vein, calling atheists "retarded f***ing ***holes," etc., quite hilariously. Having *that* at the bottom of the post gave it (I thought) a funnier, kind of ridiculously over the top, only-half-serious mood which it kind of lacks now, but, the video got deleted, so, oh well. Hope you liked the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Ya but, can a Christian roast a chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsurdFreedom Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Oh! Oh, way uncool, GodlessWonder. Way uncool...insulting retards like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Hey hey my fav mouse is back How you been Fwee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Ya but, can a Christian roast a chicken? Hellfire roasted over brimstone briquettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnceConvinced Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I like it. Of course all the Christians will be thinking about that gormless scripture "the things of God are as foolishness to the unbeliever" and go away feeling smug and believing they're not retards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Hi Fwee! Good to see you around now and then. Hey, Hans. I make it back here as often as I can. Which ain't too often anymore... Heh. That's my blog. I was a little exasperated, to be sure There was originally a youtube video at the bottom of that post which unfortunately got deleted by the user. it was GlenReb, if you know who that is, ranting on and on in a similar vein, calling atheists "retarded f***ing ***holes," etc., quite hilariously. Having *that* at the bottom of the post gave it (I thought) a funnier, kind of ridiculously over the top, only-half-serious mood which it kind of lacks now, but, the video got deleted, so, oh well. Hope you liked the chicken. That's funny... I was going to leave an invitation to ExC in your comment section, but I was sort of in a hurry to get things prepared for that chicken. Which, by the way, was by far, one of the BEST roasted chickens I've ever had in my life. My girlfriend said the same thing about the chicken AND the stuffing. I just took a cheap box of stuffing (like an off-brand Stove-Top ) and added bacon and mushrooms. Then I cooked it in the bird. With the veggies and scarf of potatoes, the meal looked picture perfect when it came out of the oven. I will definitely do this one again. Hey hey my fav mouse is back How you been Fwee? Tryin' to get by, Brother. Tryin' to get by... I picked up a part-time job as a supplemental income. You know... Just to try and get ahead on my bills'n stuff. Then what... Yeah... Two weeks into working the part-time job, I got laid off at my primary place of employment. Been there goin' on 14 years, and I got laid off. Sucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yee hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tealeaf Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Well, I'm sure retards wouldn't appreciate it.... But hot damn, that was an excellent rant! Put a big smile on my face And soo utterly utterly true. Maybe I should be crying. Since I am of the same species as them and all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Princess Bitch Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Haha! GlennReb is a perfect example of a stupid Christian. Love the responses. Hope you enjoyed your chicken. BTW you made me hungry, thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brought None Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Ya but, can a Christian roast a chicken? Only if it's a sinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 MOUSIEEEE!!!! *pounces Fwee* And oooh....Godless Wonder!!! That chicken looks good! I've never roasted a chicken. Might have to take a stab at that! And...come to think of it....a food section here might be cool! What could we call such a thing? Heathens Hearth? Cooking With Infidels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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