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I Am A Cheap Fucking Drunk!


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Nope. A couple of relatively strong rum and coke and I'm basted. Okay, not TOTALLY hammered, but fairly close. You have no idea how often I have to hit the "Backspace" key to type this correctly...

 

Pretty early too...I suppose I should feel bad. I just wanted a rum and coke cause I didn't want beer. One led to another and another...damn I feel pretty good actually... :)

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Goodbye Jesus
Nope. A couple of relatively strong rum and coke and I'm basted. Okay, not TOTALLY hammered, but fairly close. You have no idea how often I have to hit the "Backspace" key to type this correctly...

 

Pretty early too...I suppose I should feel bad. I just wanted a rum and coke cause I didn't want beer. One led to another and another...damn I feel pretty good actually... :)

Damn. At the peak(?) of my drinking days I was going through 3 liters of vodka a week. And still functioned.

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I make my own wine. Doesn't get cheaper than that, unless you're buying! :68:

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Holy shit I'm plastered NOW!

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Jesus is weeping . . .

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Jesus can fuck himself

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Hi all,

 

In all my years as a christian I don't think I have ever laughed as much as I have now that I have walked away from it all. I laugh so hard at some of the stuff that is written on this site. It cracks me up. I haven't taken the plunge yet to have any alcohol yet. I will do it in a safe environment with a friend I trust, because I know I will get drunk off one glass of anything. I haven't had one iota or drop of it in 13yrs and it will be an interesting experience when I finally do. I will be a very cheap drunk. Onya graphic's guy. Hope you are having a rolling fun time with it!! If anything you have made me laugh like crazy for the start of my day. :grin:

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Speaking of alcohol, my husband was talking to two people online last night, one of them a youth group kid of his. The other guy asked if he was drunk and he said he was only one beer in... and sent it to the youth group kid. Priceless. He played it off like a joke, but it was hilarious.

 

I'm a rum and Jones cream soda girl. Coke is too much like syrup.

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Kathlene...I'm sorry I didn't return your other e-mail...

 

 

Creme soda? Ugh....................

 

God I am sloshed now

 

Ran out of rum...beer it is at the moment

 

Yes, I'm typing well only because I'm completely anal about it...

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Damit i"m hjout of fucking alchohal....

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Just remember, drinking and mathematics don't mix.

 

Please, don't drink and derive. ;)

 

I think I'll pop open one of my own bottles now...:D

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Jesus is threatening to kill himself now.

 

Oh, wait - never mind.

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Jesus died for my sins?

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Rum and cream soda sounds icky - but you get juiced to it.

 

 

Now, Jesus is dying for a drink.

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I lub Jebus...

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and Jebus lubs the little children.

 

(Maybe that's where the priests got the idea.)

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Jesus if for losers...

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and Jebus lubs the little children.

 

(Maybe that's where the priests got the idea.)

 

You forgot the "e" in the word "Lubes."

 

;)

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I can't drink even a small amount of alcohol without getting sick at my stomach, but I love to drink a lot of caffeine at times. I'll toast your booze with my diet Red Bull. :D

 

 

And Jesus can go and cornhole the Pope!

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Jesus died for my sins?

No, Jesus gave up a weekend for your sins. (doesn't seem like such a big sacrifice when you put it like that, eh?!) :grin:

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To be fair, it was a long weekend.

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Coke and vodkah myself. Jesus is for people who don't know how to drink.

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Bloody Marys here.

 

World's perfect hangover prevention. Named for a monarch who persecuted Protestants. And you get your veggies. Yay religious persecution with veggies! :woohoo:

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Coke and vodkah myself. Jesus is for people who don't know how to drink.

 

Clearly, you have never heard of Mojo Nixon.

 

Do a search for, "Are you drinking with me, Jesus?"

 

You people will love it as much as I do.

 

:lmao:

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I see the Pope's asshole is really leaking some holy santorum now!

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