Nihil Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Ever be talking to a xian about their religion, and they give you The Threat (You know: "You better get right with God before its too late! The door is always open! You aren't garunteed tommorrow, better ask for forgiveness!" etc etc)? Am I the only one who thinks they sound like a little kid on the playground? "Oh man, you're gonna be in big trouble! You're laughing at me, but, but my God's really big and strong, and he's gonna kick your butt! You're gonna go to hell, and then you'll be really sorry! You'll be sorry you called me dumb... *Sniffle* And you'll be like "No, please let me in heaven" and God's gonna be like "No!" And I'm gonna laugh. *Sniffle* Then you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me. *Sniffle, sob* You'll be sorry... *Runs away sobbing*" But maybe that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 My dad can beat up your dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Son of Belial Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "Oh man, you're gonna be in big trouble! You're laughing at me, but, but my God's really big and strong, and he's gonna kick your butt! You're gonna go to hell, and then you'll be really sorry! You'll be sorry you called me dumb... *Sniffle* And you'll be like "No, please let me in heaven" and God's gonna be like "No!" And I'm gonna laugh. *Sniffle* Then you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me. *Sniffle, sob* You'll be sorry... *Runs away sobbing*"<{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL!!! I love this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Am I the only one who thinks they sound like a little kid on the playground? Yes. I think they sound not like the average kid, but like a spoiled brat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LadyFeline Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "Oh man, you're gonna be in big trouble! You're laughing at me, but, but my God's really big and strong, and he's gonna kick your butt! You're gonna go to hell, and then you'll be really sorry! You'll be sorry you called me dumb... *Sniffle* And you'll be like "No, please let me in heaven" and God's gonna be like "No!" And I'm gonna laugh. *Sniffle* Then you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me. *Sniffle, sob* You'll be sorry... *Runs away sobbing*" Dude... Can I sig quote this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtdude Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 HA! Just like those Chick tracts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 4, 2005 Author Share Posted August 4, 2005 Dude... Can I sig quote this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You may. Next time any of you are talking to a xian, and they do The Threat, or something similar, replay it in your head in the little crying kid voice. Let them wonder why you can't keep a straight face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Am I the only one who thinks they sound like a little kid on the playground? No, you're not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. K Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 You may. Next time any of you are talking to a xian, and they do The Threat, or something similar, replay it in your head in the little crying kid voice. Let them wonder why you can't keep a straight face. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, oh, you forgot the, "Cuz my daddy says so, and he's smarter than YOUR daddy, and he can beat up YOUR daddy!" I tend to look at the xians like they're exhibiting signs of mental illness (they are), and ask them gently, "And what else do the voices in your head tell you, dear?" Gets 'em every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 Oh, oh, you forgot the, "Cuz my daddy says so, and he's smarter than YOUR daddy, and he can beat up YOUR daddy!" I tend to look at the xians like they're exhibiting signs of mental illness (they are), and ask them gently, "And what else do the voices in your head tell you, dear?" Gets 'em every time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh shit, I'm gonna have to use that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "Oh man, you're gonna be in big trouble! You're laughing at me, but, but my God's really big and strong, and he's gonna kick your butt! You're gonna go to hell, and then you'll be really sorry! You'll be sorry you called me dumb... *Sniffle* And you'll be like "No, please let me in heaven" and God's gonna be like "No!" And I'm gonna laugh. *Sniffle* Then you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me. *Sniffle, sob* You'll be sorry... *Runs away sobbing*" Very true. And halarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Ever be talking to a xian about their religion, and they give you The Threat (You know: "You better get right with God before its too late! The door is always open! You aren't garunteed tommorrow, better ask for forgiveness!" etc etc)? Am I the only one who thinks they sound like a little kid on the playground? "Oh man, you're gonna be in big trouble! You're laughing at me, but, but my God's really big and strong, and he's gonna kick your butt! You're gonna go to hell, and then you'll be really sorry! You'll be sorry you called me dumb... *Sniffle* And you'll be like "No, please let me in heaven" and God's gonna be like "No!" And I'm gonna laugh. *Sniffle* Then you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me. *Sniffle, sob* You'll be sorry... *Runs away sobbing*" But maybe that's just me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You got that right on the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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