PitterPatter Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It's so awful I don't even know what to say... Glad to know Kirk Cameron is "Fireproof" though...LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Genesis Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 The cheesy acting in that trailer made me lawz. How does reading the bible fix your marriage? If the bible can do that by itself, why do churches rely so much on their xtian marriage counselors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It is totally disgusting Anyone who thinks reading the Bible is going to save their marriage is completely out of touch with reality. This falls right in with other Christian stuff that says Read the Bible and get right with God and nothing bad will happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PitterPatter Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 The cheesy acting in that trailer made me lawz. How does reading the bible fix your marriage? If the bible can do that by itself, why do churches rely so much on their xtian marriage counselors? I was confused by the title too...I was like uhhh...I'm also fireproof to your imaginary flames. hehe. And last I checked xtians have as much divorce as non-xtians. No one should feel obligated to stay in a toxic relationship IMO...period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastKing Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It's so awful I don't even know what to say... Glad to know Kirk Cameron is "Fireproof" though...LOL! I like it Yeah, I like it. Because it pure gold compare to..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T19u4dXIfIk...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Genesis Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I was confused by the title too...I was like uhhh...I'm also fireproof to your imaginary flames. hehe. And last I checked xtians have as much divorce as non-xtians. No one should feel obligated to stay in a toxic relationship IMO...period.Didn't they do studies that showed Christians have higher divorce rates than non-Christians? The xtians at my parents' church are in love with this movie and think it's a masterpiece. *barfs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looking4Answers Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'm sure verses like those below really help a marriage these days: “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.” (Ephesians 5:22-24) Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. (Colosians 3:18) Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; (First Peter 3:1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubyfruit Pixie Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 And there are ads for it. Everywhere. Since I was a fan of MST3K, maybe I could rent it somewhere and riff it to Hell and back three times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brought None Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'm confused... is he saving his marriage from Hell... or from flaming homosexuality? Hmmm. Firefighters... big wet hoses, a troubled marriage... yeah... I think he's in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Net Eng Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Why the hell do you have to "beg god" to teach you how to be a good husband??? I thought all ya had to do is ask god and he would provide assistance (like the good father he is.... ) Barf city!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubyfruit Pixie Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'm confused... is he saving his marriage from Hell... or from flaming homosexuality? Hmmm. Firefighters... big wet hoses, a troubled marriage... yeah... I think he's in denial. Dammit, I never thought of that before now. Now I'm going to think of Kirk Cameron in gay porn all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brought None Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'm confused... is he saving his marriage from Hell... or from flaming homosexuality? Hmmm. Firefighters... big wet hoses, a troubled marriage... yeah... I think he's in denial. Dammit, I never thought of that before now. Now I'm going to think of Kirk Cameron in gay porn all day! And it would be called the "Get Behind" series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubyfruit Pixie Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'm confused... is he saving his marriage from Hell... or from flaming homosexuality? Hmmm. Firefighters... big wet hoses, a troubled marriage... yeah... I think he's in denial. Dammit, I never thought of that before now. Now I'm going to think of Kirk Cameron in gay porn all day! And it would be called the "Get Behind" series. The question now is whether he's a top or a bottom. Or does he switch every movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trike Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I endured this movie in its entirety. The acting is awful, the writing is simply horrid, at the "funny" parts all the "comedic" actors have no fucking timing, it gets really boring and preachy at the end...just all around the worst movie I've ever seen. I'm gonna go so far as to say that whoever wrote it should have his hands and tongue cut off so that he may never write or dictate another word again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I refuse to spend money on pro-Christian movies. This is a bad economy, my dollars are better spent elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brought None Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm confused... is he saving his marriage from Hell... or from flaming homosexuality? Hmmm. Firefighters... big wet hoses, a troubled marriage... yeah... I think he's in denial. Dammit, I never thought of that before now. Now I'm going to think of Kirk Cameron in gay porn all day! And it would be called the "Get Behind" series. The question now is whether he's a top or a bottom. Or does he switch every movie? Kirk's a bottom. His top banana is Ray Comfort. Note how Ray even sports a porn-star mostach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastKing Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm confused... is he saving his marriage from Hell... or from flaming homosexuality? Hmmm. Firefighters... big wet hoses, a troubled marriage... yeah... I think he's in denial. Dammit, I never thought of that before now. Now I'm going to think of Kirk Cameron in gay porn all day! And it would be called the "Get Behind" series. The question now is whether he's a top or a bottom. Or does he switch every movie? Kirk's a bottom. His top banana is Ray Comfort. Note how Ray even sports a porn-star mostach. Now that I think about it, why are those two always to gether? Did Kirk find a new Lord and Savior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kyle Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 My ex-wife has gotten "closer to the lard" these days. She actually brought that movie up the other day. Now I know I'll never see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Wait, I just realized something, Kirk looks like VFX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The movie was utterly aweful. My parents recomended it to my brother so he rented it. He and I watched it at his house and I felt like I had been bushwacked. That was a flaming sack of poo of a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PitterPatter Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 And there are ads for it. Everywhere. Since I was a fan of MST3K, maybe I could rent it somewhere and riff it to Hell and back three times. AHHHHH! This movie actually MIGHT be worth watching with Riff Trax. hehe. And the flaming symbolism and all...good call guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm sure verses like those below really help a marriage these days: “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.” (Ephesians 5:22-24) Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. (Colosians 3:18) Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; (First Peter 3:1) Not to mention verses like these: Luke 14:26: If any man come unto me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. jesus: putting your spouse behind imaginary gods since 66 AD Or maybe if your wife doesn't have any children, he will do like he did in Genesis 30: after god will hearken unto your mistress until she bears you a shitload of kids, maybe he'll finally plant one in your wife. Or, if none of the above work, there's always Deuteronomy 24:1: When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaoi Huntress Earth Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I remember hearing about this film on Dr. Phil except it took a more secular approach. I just remember how bad it was then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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