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Really? Where did he go? I didn't know he was lost? I didn't know his ego was so big that he needed to stage a comeback.

 

Rather, I think it's the church that wants to stage a comeback so they don't lose the almighty dollar.

 

http://www.amazon.com/God-Back-Global-Revi...g/dp/1594202133

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That makes me laugh because I have the image of Deion Sanders making his comeback in Atlanta with "Too legit to quit" blaring. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

I wonder what Gawd's theme music will be. Will there be fireworks and smoke? The suspense is killing me :lmao:

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Nah, no fireworks... more like lightning bolts shooting out of his cloudy butt.

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Shit!

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I heard about this on the radio today (NPR). They spoke about how many Chinese are converting to xanity (about 100,000,000 plus).

 

I think China is their only hope in keeping the faith alive.

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Shit!

 

Might want to be careful about saying that -- if he shits yah know, there might end up being some tornadoes and earthquakes along with those lightning bolts....

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Shit!

 

That's right missy! He's back and you're in BIG trouble!! :nono:

 

:lmao:

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