Tabula Rasa Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Whether you are atheist, agnostic, or do believe in an alternative brand of spirituality or theism, I invite everyone to praise a non abrahamic god or goddess. Feel free to invent some if you'd like, or praise gods from pop culture and or literature. Because to my mind, the only thing sweeter than blasphemy, is to praise the competition. I'll start: Praise Horo, the sage wolf, who maketh the wheat grow abundantly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Net Eng Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Whether you are atheist, agnostic, or do believe in an alternative brand of spirituality or theism, I invite everyone to praise a non abrahamic god or goddess. Feel free to invent some if you'd like, or praise gods from pop culture and or literature. Because to my mind, the only thing sweeter than blasphemy, is to praise the competition. I'll start: Praise Horo, the sage wolf, who maketh the wheat grow abundantly! Praise be to the Packet Godtm without who our data would loop endless in the network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Praise Mother Earth, Mother moon and Father Sun. Praise Cernunnos and Cerwedan! Praise Ēostre the true goddess of easter it's her holiday not christians The idea of easter egg hunting and the bunny was stolen from Paganism a much older and cooler religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyhamster Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 All HAIL THE EASTER SLOTH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 All Hail Gumby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabula Rasa Posted April 12, 2009 Author Share Posted April 12, 2009 Here's a link if you can't decide which deity you want to praise. God Checker .com Continuing on.... Praise Sakura, Lord of the Stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Glory to the Pig!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Praise Ēostre the true goddess of easter it's her holiday not christiansThe idea of easter egg hunting and the bunny was stolen from Paganism a much older and cooler religion. Thanks, WB! Chocolate eggs? Got lots. Oh, and praise the Parking Gods (Asphaltia, Squat and Gravél) who found Me a great spot at the rec centre this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insanity personified Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I've always had a special affinity for Horus. and the Shinto pantheon....so praise Inari! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shion Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Praise to Bast Praise to Isis, Mistress of Magic Praise to Caffeine, without whom many could not function Praise to Amida Praise to Chickpeas, for whom the hummus is made Praise to the Trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Just for a little bit of serious-ness in this thread, hail Thor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I been buying reese eggs all month their my favorite. You like those? Praise Ēostre the true goddess of easter it's her holiday not christiansThe idea of easter egg hunting and the bunny was stolen from Paganism a much older and cooler religion. Thanks, WB! Chocolate eggs? Got lots. Oh, and praise the Parking Gods (Asphaltia, Squat and Gravél) who found Me a great spot at the rec centre this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vomit Comet Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hail Thor and Odin for being so fucking awesome!!! Hail Satan for his ongoing patronage of the most glorious genre of music in the entire universe: heavy metal. Hail Zeus for being such a horny motherfucker, setting aside his responsibilities as ruler of the world to stupidly chase after mortal pussy. Zeus, you are my hero, and not only do I hope to look like you when I'm really old, I hope to pull like you when I'm really old. Hail Aphrodite/Venus for the masturbation fantasies. Hail Dionysus because he's a lot more fun than Apollo. There is a Dionysus-shaped-hole in all your hearts that must be refilled at least once or twice a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaPirate Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hail the god of the written word and literature. I need to invent a name for it. Any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hail the god of the written word and literature. I need to invent a name for it. Any ideas? Only one writer god comes to mind -- ASIMOV! All hail Isaac Asimov! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameen Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Only one writer god comes to mind -- ASIMOV! All hail Isaac Asimov! Hail Roddenberry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaPirate Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 All Hail Lewis Carroll!!! god of the rabbit hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I been buying reese eggs all month their my favorite. You like those? I think I've had them once or twice, but none this year (so far!) We have gone through a two-pound bag of Cadbury Mini-Eggs, and are working on a two-pound bag of Hershey Eggies and some malted-milk eggs. BTW, this is a great list of deities we've got going here. Time to add a few more: Hail Athena, a splendid role model and My first friend among the Many Gods. Hail Lakshmi, who inspires Me to clean My desk and who makes sure I always have coffee money near at hand. And a hearty toast of mead to the Æsir and Vanir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixchel Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hail Bast and Eostre, the real reason for easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Hail Zeus for being such a horny motherfucker, setting aside his responsibilities as ruler of the world to stupidly chase after mortal pussy. Zeus, you are my hero, and not only do I hope to look like you when I'm really old, I hope to pull like you when I'm really old. Just to have said it, Odin - according to the sagas - also likes to chase some juicy Midgard female... or twelve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skankboy Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 All Hail the Easter Platypus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabula Rasa Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Hail the god of the written word and literature. I need to invent a name for it. Any ideas? Going all the way back to the beginning in Mesopotamia, we have the sexy darling of writing and language, Inanna. From Godchecker: INANNA: Goddess of Words, Language, Syntax and Meaning. It's all writing, innit? Having peeked at the Tablets of Destiny (ME), she is an expert at persuasive NAM-SHUBbery. More about her: Inanna Working at a bookstore, I've joked sometimes, that I've felt compelled by the god of books to recommend a book to a particular customer, and perhaps it's my imagination, but I seem to be fairly accurate with my recommendations. Guess, I'm just a servant of Inanna... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L2K Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Hail the four Nordic Gods, of whom are represented in the Sign of the Hammer. Hail Odin, for his Wisdom. Hail Baldr, for his forgiveness Hail Freya, for her Magic and Love Hail Thor, for his Strength and Mjollnir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exclavius Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Worship yourself. Worship your friends. Worship your lovers. Worship what makes each of us what we are. Free Will is what sets us apart. Apart and above, even from the great gods of theism. Worship that Free Will, for without it, we would not be. Worship it by exercising it to our fullest, do not surrender it to anyone -- god, person, object or otherwise. Worship it because it is real, and a real god must be greater than an imaginary one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastKing Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 All Hail our Lord, Cthulhu!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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