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Happy Magical Undeadening Day!


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Happy Magical Undeadening Day, everybody!

 

We celebrate today because we believe in our farts that the Holy Farter magically undeadened our Lard and Slaver Jesus Kryasst! He is Alive, and He lives in the Sky today! Hall-lay-LOOH-Yah!! :woohoo:

 

If you believe in your farts as I do, post your praises to the Lard! Glory!

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Happy Magical Undeadening Day, everybody!

 

We celebrate today because we believe in our farts that the Holy Farter magically undeadened our Lard and Slaver Jesus Kryasst! He is Alive, and He lives in the Sky today! Hall-lay-LOOH-Yah!! :woohoo:

 

If you believe in your farts as I do, post your praises to the Lard! Glory!

 

Oh you silly christians and your ridiculous heathen god.

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:woohoo:

 

Praise be to Jesus Edward Cullen Christ!

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