Luck Mermaid Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 In three words :Voudou and Witchcraft. Even if you don't believe in it, they do. So stop whining about how irrational and stupid they are, and start playing their game! You'll have them circling their house with salt or red brick dust in no time! I want all of you to report on your experiences! Yes, I'm back btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead_hobbit Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 OK, Gimme the dirty details I wanna know what you did to them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. K Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 *snorting with laughter* Well...the last time I told an Xian I was a Wiccan, he backed away from me slowly, especially after I told him that if he didn't knock off the proselytizing, I'd put a spell on him to shrivel his pecker. Now, I know Wiccans don't do things like that, and no, I'm not a Wiccan (I tell Xians that to get them frothing at the mouth when they annoy me with their "are you washed in the blood" nonsense). However, it's funnier than hell to do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luck Mermaid Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 it sure is! Work some charms on them! Don't even work charms - just PRETEND to work charms - oooh a banana peel with a nail jabbed in it - sign of pecker shrivellage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Well, we've started to place some rams skulls in the garden by our front door... For some reason, we don't get any JWs coming round anymore. We're considering planting flowers in a pentagram pattern too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Will you landscape for me too? Tiger, you are crazy. :-) Hehehehe He doesn't call himself Crazy-Tiger for nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abiyoyo Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 In three words :Voudou and Witchcraft. Even if you don't believe in it, they do. So stop whining about how irrational and stupid they are, and start playing their game! You'll have them circling their house with salt or red brick dust in no time! I want all of you to report on your experiences! Yes, I'm back btw. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 HeheheheHe doesn't call himself Crazy-Tiger for nothing... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got the idea from an old neighbour... He'd planted flowers in the shape of a cross and tried to trim a hedge into an image of Jesus. Not that he managed that very well... someone always came by every night to muck it up for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aexapo Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (I tell Xians that to get them frothing at the mouth when they annoy me with their "are you washed in the blood" nonsense). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, you could say . . . "Well, I was once, but it took three bars of Lava soap to get the damn shit off . . . I'll never do THAT again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 *snorting with laughter* Well...the last time I told an Xian I was a Wiccan, he backed away from me slowly, especially after I told him that if he didn't knock off the proselytizing, I'd put a spell on him to shrivel his pecker. Now, I know Wiccans don't do things like that, and no, I'm not a Wiccan (I tell Xians that to get them frothing at the mouth when they annoy me with their "are you washed in the blood" nonsense). However, it's funnier than hell to do that! I used to do this for awhile because it was fun; I had a good laugh at the expense of this ignorant fool, but the fool returned to his herd and recieved support to bolster his faith once again. However, I've found that if you truly want to disolve christianity, it works much better to deconvert them. I wrote a short blog about this, to which I am going back to college to further this research: http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?auto...owentry&eid=159 If mankind is to have a better future *for all*, it starts with the deconversion with one religious follower at a time. Religious beliefs are like cockroaches: in the light of reason, they scatter for the nearest dark haven, but when the light goes out, they return, without reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I've already tried Paganism. It didn't work for me. Guess I wasn't a Real True Pagan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Of course, you could say . . . "Well, I was once, but it took three bars of Lava soap to get the damn shit off . . . I'll never do THAT again!" There's always banishing oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead_hobbit Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I've already tried Paganism. It didn't work for me. Guess I wasn't a Real True Pagan... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a Real True Pagan would just tell you that if it didn't work for you, then obviously it wasn't your "path", and that you should explore other "paths". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 a Real True Pagan™ would just tell you that if it didn't work for you, then obviously it wasn't your "path", and that you should explore other "paths". I know, I was being a bit facetious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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