♦ nivek ♦ Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 "I want to say to all you Scribes, Pharisees, heresy hunters, all of you that are going around pickin' little bits of doctrinal error out of everybody's eyes and dividin' the Body of Christ...get out of God's way, stop blockin' God's bridges, or God's goin' to shoot you if I don't...let Him sort out all this doctrinal doodoo!...I refuse to argue any longer with any of you out there! Don't even call me if you want to argue...Get out of my life! I don't want to talk to you...I don't want to see your ugly face!"-Paul Crouch, President, Trinity Broadcasting Network k, well armed for this kind of shitte, L Freeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Nice to see he's filled with the love of Christ. Or was that hot man cock? I forget which... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inini Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Looks like someone has really gone 'round the bend. nivek, where did this quote come from? Was it published or broadcast somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlinfmct87 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Heresy Hunter? Damn, but that has a nice ring to it. Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. K Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 According to my husband, his family is distantly related to Paul 'N Pat Crouch. When he told me that, when the whole hot man love scandal broke, I nearly lost my lunch. It's almost like being distantly related to Hitler. You know he's in the family tree, but YOU sure as hell don't want to admit it. Ugh....*full body shudder*....still grosses me out. Oh, and he better not take aim at me, I'll shoot first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Looks like someone has really gone 'round the bend.nivek, where did this quote come from? Was it published or broadcast somewhere? This lunatic quote, amongst others, I THINK can be found in the book "Counterfeit Revival" by Hank Hannegraf. There is also a companion tape with the audio. At least I THINK that was the source I heard it from years ago. I got rid of all my Xian resources, so I can't be 100% certain of my sources. But I am certain that this quote that Nivek reports in the OP is ABSOLUTELY TRUE! I heard Crouch say this shit with my own ears. He said it ON THE AIR, in his TBN studios, with his wife and the audience cheering him on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Above Reproach - testing their spirits Paul's classic rant from the April 2, 1991, TBN Praise-a-thon (broken apart for readibility) "...that old rotten Sandedrin crowd (i.e., those who oppose the "unity movement" for doctrinal reasons- for instance, those who allege the incompatibility of Catholic and evangelical theology), twice dead, plucked up by the roots...they're damned and on their way to hell and I don't think there's any redemption for them... ...the hypocrites, the heresy hunters that want to find a little mote of illegal doctrine in some Christian's eyes...when they've got a whole forest in their own lives...I say, to hell with you! Get out of my life! Get out of the way! Quit blockin' God's bridges (of ecumenism)! I'm tired of this!... This is in my spirit. Oh Hallelujah...Have you ever seen the old movie, Patton?...He's my hero, he's my hero. Old nail-chewing, tobacco-chewin', cussin' Patton- but he read the Bible every day. I have a feelin' we'll see old General George in Heaven... There's a wonderful scene in Patton...they're tryin' to get the Third Army across the bridge in France and there's an old, dumb jackass...right there on the bridge and it's blockin' the whole convoy of troops...General George roars up, pulls that ivory-handled revolver out...and shoots the donkey... There's a spiritual application here...I want to say to all you Scribes, Pharisees, heresy hunters, all of you that are going around pickin' little bits of doctrinal error out of everybody's eyes and dividin' the Body of Christ...get out of God's way, stop blockin' God's bridges (of unity), or God's goin' to shoot you if I don't... ...let Him sort out all this doctrinal doodoo!...I refuse to argue any longer with any of you out there! Don't even call me if you want to argue...Get out of my life! I don't want to talk to you...I don't want to see your ugly face! God, we proclaim death to anything or anyone that will lift a hand against this network and this ministry that belongs to You, God. It is Your work, it is Your idea, it is Your property, it is Your airwaves, it is Your world, and we proclaim death to anything that would stand in the way of God's great voice of proclamation to the whole world. In the Name of Jesus, and all the people said Amen!" Yes, we allow people like this to live. - Fwee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Damn you, Fwee! You beat me to it! Ah well. Here's a link if anyone is interested in reading more: Trinity Broadcast Lunacy Google "Paul Crouch Quotes" if you want to see more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Damn you, Fwee! Aren't we all? "Damned", that is... slow-poke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 To Paul Crouch Shut up you mofo! From SillyGeezer To Paul Crouch, I love your rhertoic! Can you come to KIFC forums? From A T Thunderbird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inini Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Thank you, Mr. Grinch and Freethawt! That guy is sickening and I hope he is considered on the fringe. Unfortunately, there are those who agree with him and may take violent action to "enforce" their beliefs. Sad, sad to be that close-minded in addition to being an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Thank you, Mr. Grinch and Freethawt! That guy is sickening and I hope he is considered on the fringe. Unfortunately, there are those who agree with him and may take violent action to "enforce" their beliefs. Sad, sad to be that close-minded in addition to being an asshole. It's strange. Crouch and his cronies ARE considered the "lunatic fringe" element by the Christian community, and YET they have a tremendous following both nationally and worldwide. I don't quite know what to make of this. Much like Roman Catholicism and Mormonism, the Charismatics are whacked enough to be branded a "cult" by most "NORMAL" Christians, and YET people continue to flock to them and financially support them IN SPITE of their obvious wackiness. But should this REALLY surprise us? ALL religions are crazy, and yet people continue to believe THEIR brand of stupidity, sacrificing common sense on the altar of their "god". *sigh. Once again, I'm SOOOOO glad I escaped from religion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuryan Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Above Reproach - testing their spiritsYes, we allow people like this to live. - Fwee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because we are not like them. We are better than them. Let them spew out their rants about death for unbelievers, and let's keep ranting about equality, human rights, rationalism, logic and reason. I say we come off better than them. When we rant we learn something, when they rant they only spread hatred. They're scum, let them boil in their religious broth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Thanks, Nivek. You see, I'm collecting scary Christians, and this one rules! Seriously. Don't you wish some secular company made Scary Christian (How do you do the trademark TM thingy? Help me out here.) action figures? I'd buy them all. Oh yeah, there needs to be a full-size Ann Coulter doll, too. She needs to be disciplined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Seriously. Don't you wish some secular company made Scary Christian (How do you do the trademark TM thingy? Help me out here.) action figures? I'd buy them all. Bobble-head dolls! There have to be some somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanesa Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Oh yeah, there needs to be a full-size Ann Coulter doll, too. She needs to be disciplined. I'll make her my lesbian love slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 BTW, you do the thingy by typing TM in (). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Oh yeah, there needs to be a full-size Ann Coulter doll, too. She needs to be disciplined. I'll make her my lesbian love slave. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mmm.....ball gag....TENS Unit.....blindfold..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirrti Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 BTW, you do the thingy by typing TM in (). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean like this? Thanks! I've always wondered how people made the in their posts. It's strange. Crouch and his cronies ARE considered the "lunatic fringe" element by the Christian community, and YET they have a tremendous following both nationally and worldwide. I don't quite know what to make of this. Much like Roman Catholicism and Mormonism, the Charismatics are whacked enough to be branded a "cult" by most "NORMAL" Christians™, and YET people continue to flock to them and financially support them IN SPITE of their obvious wackiness. My best friend just loves TBN and hangs on to every word these preachers say. One time when she had to stay over my place for a few days, the TBN "Praise-a-thon" was on. After three days of prayer cloths, anointing oil, plees of $1000, ten-fold blessings and loud obnoxious preaching, my nerves were frazzled and I was glad to have her and Paul Crouch and Co. out of my inner sanctum. The thing that made me realize my friend had totally lost it was when she was picking a wallpaper for her computer desktop and wouldn't use images of Rafael's or Davinci's works because she heard from Jack Van Impe they were homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynetix Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 And to think my father (read: sperm donor) made me watch a 2 hour documentary about The Satan and Rock N Roll when I was in my teens. It was done by Paul's son and it concerned backwardmasking and other such bullshit. I'll never forget the time he found my AC/DC Highway to Hell 8-track (dating myself, I know) and stomped it into pieces. Lol at his misguided rage. People like this make it so easy to understand how there cannot be a God®. If there is, how could he/she stand by and let morons like this represent them? That in itself should help clear things up about the possibility of a god's existance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panther Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Ohhhh...I wanna make a too!! Yes, I am easily amused..... But yeah, what a nutjob!!! I have a big surprise for him if he should ever come on MY property trying to shoot us non- buy-bull believers~~ yepper! A BIG Suprise.... *licks chops* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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