quicksand Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 A Perfect 4-Step Proof For God An Encomium The following post is not argument for a perfect 4-step proof for God's existence, but a encomium of it. It was several decades ago while at studying at the West Stacks of the Golda Mier Library in Milwaukee, that I was visited by a fiery demon, named Bob. Bob stood before me with hooven feet and with the legs like that of goat, and demanded that I write a perfect 4-Step proof of God's existence as his forked tongue licked his lips. If I didn't, he said he would have to eat my soul. Now, I wasn't scared, mind you... I just looked at Bob and said "Okay." So I sat down and wrote the first thing from the top of my head, relying on knowledge that I didn't know I had and skills I knew I possessed. But I wrote, and I wrote the Perfect 4-Step Proof for God. Needless to say, the hooven beast, Bob, was stunned with the skill I wrote such a proof. With a whip of his tail, and the click of hooves, he knew he was done. Before he left, he asked if I was angel. I told him no, I am but a man. Again, this post is not the Perfect 4-Step Proof for God Existence, but the encomiumation of it. It was the most effective and precise and irrefutable argument ever written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Nice bit of writing Quicksand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I pride myself on my vocabulary, it makes up for my spelling deficiency, but I had to look up Encomium. You have expanded my knowledge of the world. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponymic Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 That's pretty smooth there. Add a layer of chrome to that shiny metal ass of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksand Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 Nice bit of writing Quicksand. I don't want to give the joke away, but I plagarized it. That's pretty smooth there. Add a layer of chrome to that shiny metal ass of yours No, but I did write one. I just can't remember it. You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LloydDobler Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Nay! We are but men! ROCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Shadow Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Tribute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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