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God Has a Beetle Fetish


Christopher Carrion

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Did you know that if you ranked all the many millions upon millions of species that have ever existed upon the earth from its conception to the current day in a straight line, every FIFTH ONE would be a beetle? New species are discovered on an hourly, rather than daily basis. They are, microscopic organisms aside, one of the most successful categories of creature in existence. How do the Creationists out there rationalise this?

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Interesting. I was wondering why it was Spiders and a lot of other things. My curiousity is the same ... (? I be wanting to know the answers also.)

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Beetles are really the choosen people of god.

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New species are discovered on an hourly, rather than daily basis.

Man, who's out there recognising new types of beetles so frequently?

God must have passed his beetle fetish trait on to someone.

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God must have passed his beetle fetish trait on to someone.

 

Yeah, the baby boomers generation. Except they thought he meant the Beatles.

 

:HaHa:

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The meal beetles shall inherit the earth.

 

 

Actually sounds a lot more plausible than it ever going to the meek.

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