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I'm pretty sure some of us have seen and thought of some quips to go along with the signs on churches like 'Come inside! Free trip to salvation!' but what were some of your best? For the example I gave above, the real sign likes like this;

 

'Win a Trip to Salvation! Free details inside!'

My Reply; No purchases necessary, just leave your humanity at the door!

 

'CH-RCH. Its missing U'

My reply; But I'm not missing church.

 

Urgh, I'm not the funny but I'm pretty sure some of you are.

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"Eternity has 2 choices which one will you choose. "

 

I drove past that every day for the last few months. They finally changed it.

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I saw a good one recently: God is as good as his word.

 

Well, truth in advertising. :shrug:

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I hardly read church signs because I would rather keep my eyes on the road, so I have not found anything substantial that I remember.

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There's one that I pass all the time on my way home. I always think of a response when I see it, but now of course I can't remember any examples.

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One I've seen on the sign of my old church is:If you're living like there is no God, you better be right! Do you know God?

 

My answer? Yes I know God, and I know he's not an asshole.(Which they're basically saying he is , that if you don't believe in him you're going to suffer in hell.)

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"When you are down, God is up." Saw that on a Baptist Church sign a couple years back. Goddamn, so manipulative...

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I can remember one particular sign we passed fairly often, that said "Pray Station". I just thought it was lame at the time, but it now occurs to me that it could have been subtly but effectively altered to read "Prey Station"...

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"When you are down, God is up."

 

At least they admit Yahweh gets a hard on from human suffering. :HaHa:

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"When you are down, God is up."

 

At least they admit Yahweh gets a hard on from human suffering. :HaHa:

 

 

Even when I half assed considered myself a Christian, if someone in front of me was driving slow and they had a sticker or one of those fish on their bumper, I'd think "how about you a Jesus push the gas or get out of the way and let the rest of us get on with our lives."

 

Freddy

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I hate the classic "Jesus is the Answer".

But I didn't ask a question!

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About a mile from my house "Looking for a King James Bible Only Church"?

 

I always think as I pass it Hell No.

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A few miles out of town on the highway, there's a billboard that says "JESUS IS REAL," except the "IS" and the "REAL" are so close together that they almost look like one word. And they're on a separate line from "JESUS." My response is, "I thought his last name was Christ?"

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"Going the wrong way ? God allows U-turns"

 

This one really got to me and I am seriously considering going here to ask more....

 

 

See! I said that with a straight face !! :grin:

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"Turn Or Burn"

 

a church in my hometown

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"Turn Or Burn"

 

a church in my hometown

 

 

Damn. Well, at least they're honest about it.

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God - Just a little bit better than an Internet search engine.

 

:HaHa:

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I just saw this on the way home, "The Redeemer Lives." My thought, "Yeah, as a zombie."

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Posted in the "Amusing Images" thread but I couldn't help but put it here too. :HaHa:

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I spotted this one on my way home from a kayaking trip in Union County, SC. Oh, the connotations...

 

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BTW, this is a real sign, and not just one of those generators. Here it is from another angle...

 

Offensive church sign

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Around here, every Spring, a number of church reader boards will say, "Vac. Bible School."

 

I always want to add a couple letters to make them say, "Vacuous Bible School."

 

For many years, there was a very old wood sign fronting the highway which said, "The Wages Of Sin Is Death!"

 

I always wanted to make an addition to nail underneath it so it would say:

 

The Wages Of Sin Is Death!

(The Eugene Chamber of Commerce welcomes you!)

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About a mile from my house "Looking for a King James Bible Only Church"?

 

I always think as I pass it Hell No.

 

Whenever I see this on a church sign, I think it should say, "Looking For Uneducated Morons?"

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OMG Skeptical, that thread is hilarious. Almost made me like the priest of that catholic church...almost!

 

 

 

Also, on a baptist church down the street from my house "Accept God's friend request."

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