scotter Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I was thinking whether to put this thread in Humor and Satire, but Debate Section has more visitors. - After you fellows laugh it over, re-think on the words..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponymic Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Always liked that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JP1283 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Agnosticism: What is this Shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Agnosticism: What is this Shit? Wouldn't that be, Agnosticism: I don't know about this shit. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccles1:2 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Zoroastrianism: Shit may happen, but I don't want to talk about it. Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit happens, but that's not the issue. Sikhism: The guru says, wash your mouth out with soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddhistCommunist Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Mazoch (me): Shit happens, so wipe yourself. Druidism: Shit, is nature as well, It has many spirits. Shamanism: That shit speaks to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeccasStillSeeking Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Mazoch (me): Shit happens, so wipe yourself.Druidism: Shit, is nature as well, It has many spirits. Shamanism: That shit speaks to me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shamanism: Coyote smoked up all my shit and took off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 ROTFL! How about Agnosticism? I don't know whether shit exists, and I don't give a shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 ExChristianity: Don't give me that shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotter Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 Fwee, that was so cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Scientist: How big is this shit? Cosmology: The Big Shit. Evolution: There's no spontaneous generation from shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotter Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 Let's make another shirt for new additions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Shadow Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Yes that Shirt is an absolute classic I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ExChristianity: Don't give me that shit! Fwee, that was so cute! How 'bout, Lorenism? Lorenism: Damn! This is some good shit! Or, Kahnianity? Kahnianity: YxW=8-d®+7 = shit Nivekism: *click* *click* BOOM! Take that shit! Ceriseisism: It's time to write some shit. Amandaianity: *peace**love**butterflies* and *shit* TAPism: I would answer you, but I have to take a shit. SOILianity: What do you think of this shit? Brother Jeffism: How do you like my magically unstinky shit? Purple Rhinoism: IBF is a rotten little shit! IBFianity: Aww, look! It's a sparkely shit! Silly Geezerism: Hmm.... Can I write a satire about shit? Clearviewianity: Holy frikkin' horse shit. NimbusBirdMgpism: It is something that is in my way of getting that shit. Thurisazianity: Kill them all! Then shit on them! ericfism: That shit makes me happy. LadyFelineianity: <<<singing>>>Transformers, they're more than meets the eye! Autobots have the power to destroy the evil forces of, the Deshiticons! Merlinfmct87ism: By the power of the moon, and the winds from the East, I command thee oh rotten ogre, to take a shit, you filthy beast! chefrandenism: We're really in some deep shit. Notblindedbytheblightianity: I think, therefore I shit. JP1283ism: Oh no! Not this shit again. Nightflightianity: *EDIT* that shit. I can't think of any more right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Fwee, ya made my day. I noticed nobody put up any Pagan/Neopagan/Wiccan POV's on shit (tho' I did see "Druidism" up there...). I don't have the brain cells for it right now. So I'll just add: gwenmeadism: Fuck that shit, gramma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Constructionism: Society made this shit up. MrSpookyism: Let me explain this shit. Reachism: Some kind and wise shit shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotter Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 Fwee and BlueG are observative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 oops. wrong thread, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Spockianity: That shit is not logical. Kirkianity: That...shit...is...really...crappy...just...like...my...acting. Bonesianity: I'm a doctor, not a shit shoveler. Scottyanity: I canna change the laws of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Spockianity: That shit is not logical. Kirkianity: That...shit...is...really...crappy...just...like...my...acting. Bonesianity: I'm a doctor, not a shit shoveler. Scottyanity: I canna change the laws of shit. Han Soloism: Jabba, I was just coming to bring you your shit. Luke Skywalkerianity: My name is Luke Skywalker and I'm here to take a shit. Chewbaccaianity: RRWWAAAAAASHITAAAAR! Darth Vaderism: I find your lack of shit disturbing. Yodaoism: Shit you not I will. hhhmmmhehehehehe Jabba Huttism: Bo shittah! Ben Kenobiism: That's no moon. That's a shit station. C3POianity: The odds of surviving an asteroid field are 3,475 to 1. In other words, we're in deep shit. R2D2ism: beep-tweeeet-boop-click-shit-whirrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I can't think of any more right now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WOW Fweethawt! I'm really impressed! You're quite observant and wise! Thanks for the review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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