BLACKGRAVITY Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 to the xtains.... your god can do all,anything,at all times... right?..is it possible for him to commit suicide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 to the xtains.... your god can do all,anything,at all times... right?..is it possible for him to commit suicide? Good question. If he does, since he upholds everything, will everything fall into nothingness and stop existing all together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerise Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I wonder if it's possible for a god to be depressed... Would that be considered an imperfection? For that matter, would any emotion be considered an imperfection from a god? Like all those times in scriptures when god gets really really pissed off, is that an emotion acceptable for a god in a way that depression or lechery would not be? When xians say that god is love, do they mean that they think of their god as an emotion or just that they think of their god as a being imbued with an overabundance of that emotion? Can an emotion or a being that consists of one dominant emotion feel any other emotion, such as anger or sadness? How can love feel anger? It's difficult to personify emotion outside of poetry. I'm thinking it's even harder to personify a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponymic Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 to the xtains.... your god can do all,anything,at all times... right?..is it possible for him to commit suicide? I just got this image of God holding a gun up to his ethereal temple and shouting, "it's all over man! Life has no meaning! Game over man. Game over!" BANG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdall Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 is it possible for him to commit suicide? They would reply that he did throught his incarnation as the Lord Jesus....Go figger! Never could understand three gods for the price of one. I always say they worship a god with multiple personalities. - Heimdall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerise Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just got this image of God holding a gun up to his ethereal temple and shouting, "it's all over man! Life has no meaning! Game over man. Game over!" BANG!! Well if Jesus is supposed to be God, didn't kind of already commit suicide? And then uh...ressurect himself so he could join himself in the place where he always was but actually wasn't? I think I just confused myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I wonder if it's possible for a god to be depressed... Would that be considered an imperfection? For that matter, would any emotion be considered an imperfection from a god? Like all those times in scriptures when god gets really really pissed off, is that an emotion acceptable for a god in a way that depression or lechery would not be? When xians say that god is love, do they mean that they think of their god as an emotion or just that they think of their god as a being imbued with an overabundance of that emotion? Can an emotion or a being that consists of one dominant emotion feel any other emotion, such as anger or sadness? How can love feel anger? It's difficult to personify emotion outside of poetry. I'm thinking it's even harder to personify a god. Well God got angry, regretful, jealous and sad according to OT. So why not depressed too? Wouldn't anger and jealousy be imperfections too? God can't feel love only, he must feel hate too. He hates sin. He hates the devil. He hates coming in last in a discussion if he exists or not! And he hates overcooked noodles (at least so I heard). He hates pork, shrimp, masturbation, being tempted, being tested, asked for proof of his existence and he hates people misleading kids with false teachings (which could be Christianity btw). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 They would reply that he did throught his incarnation as the Lord Jesus....Go figger! Never could understand three gods for the price of one. I always say they worship a god with multiple personalities. - Heimdall Hmmmm. Can you kill three gods with one bullet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Well if Jesus is supposed to be God, didn't kind of already commit suicide? And then uh...ressurect himself so he could join himself in the place where he always was but actually wasn't? I think I just confused myself. Very good point! He did commit suicide already, but he cheated, he resurrected himself... Wait a F**NG minute!!! If God killed Jesus to please himself, then it was suicide, and suicide is a deadly sin that can't be forgiven, so God commited a sin that condemn him to Hell for eternity!!! Oh Shit! We're going to spend eternity in BBQ Hell together with the almighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Very good point! He did commit suicide already, but he cheated, he resurrected himself... Wait a F**NG minute!!! If God killed Jesus to please himself, then it was suicide, and suicide is a deadly sin that can't be forgiven, so God commited a sin that condemn him to Hell for eternity!!! Oh Shit! We're going to spend eternity in BBQ Hell together with the almighty. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> suicide can be forgiven, blasphemy of the holy spirit can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 suicide can be forgiven, blasphemy of the holy spirit can't. Suicide is considered to be an unforgiveable sin too, that's at least what I heard. Maybe it's only certain denominations. The Catholics believe so, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Well if Jesus is supposed to be God, didn't kind of already commit suicide? And then uh...ressurect himself so he could join himself in the place where he always was but actually wasn't? I think I just confused myself. This is a job for, Brother Jeff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 I think it's more, you arn't alive to ask for forgivness or repent. In effect it makes it unforgivable. Hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Very good point! He did commit suicide already, but he cheated, he resurrected himself... Wait a F**NG minute!!! If God killed Jesus to please himself, then it was suicide, and suicide is a deadly sin that can't be forgiven, so God commited a sin that condemn him to Hell for eternity!!! Oh Shit! We're going to spend eternity in BBQ Hell together with the almighty. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So much for a sinless saviour huh? Murder is sin and no matter how you slice it, that is what good old dad did to him. I was always hung up on this very thing. How can it be ok for him to kill himself (remember, Jesus said that he was going to lay down his life, he KNEW what was coming) just because daddy wanted him to.....which to me is very twisted. How can one be so thankful to a father that would set his own child up for suicide....and follow through with it? Then to boot... ENJOY IT? (that one scripture...it pleased him to be bruised) I know some christians will say, he had to so he could prove he was the son of god by raising Jesus from the dead, had to defeat death, take the keys of hell all that crap.... well, in that case, if someone had a good reason in their own mind, it is ok to kill someone or kill yourself? Twisted, just plain twisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddhistCommunist Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Wow this is pretty funny! I don't believe Jesus died for te same reason the bloody Christians do, but It's that the christians believe in his self righteous suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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