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God Has A Plan For My Life


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or not.....

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It's this.

 

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What a good and loving god!

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"Dis not plan me have in mind, Floyd."

 

(Anybody read Pearls Before Swine?)

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If he has, he's taking a long time to reveal it to me. Perhaps he doesn't let you know what his plan is for you. That would be typical for the Christian god.

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But how can he have a plan for your life if you have free will?

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The only person that needs a plan for my life is me. If God wants to control that, he's not much of a god.

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Yeah, but if I believe that he has a plan for me, then, by extension, I'll feel important. I need to feel important and needed.

 

I forgot to mention that God needs an Army, too.

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Yeah, but if I believe that he has a plan for me, then, by extension, I'll feel important. I need to feel important and needed.

 

I forgot to mention that God needs an Army, too.

 

 

And he needs money.

--George Carlin

 

 

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And he needs money.

--George Carlin

With streets of gold in Heaven, he shouldn't.

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And he needs money.

--George Carlin

With streets of gold in Heaven, he shouldn't.

 

 

Oh well -- just another contradiction in the fairy tale.

 

Or maybe he needs to consult a financial planner -- despite his own omnipotence -- which seems to be just a wee bit kerflewy. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

 

 

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If he had a plan, I guess I messed that up too. A comedian named Gary Burbank used to have a skit that went something like this: "The highway to heaven is paved with green. The money is going to the Lord -- but it's got my address on it. Don't make me holler, don't make me shout, I want you right now to turn them pockets inside out." ROFL!

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Come one now, gawd does not need your money. He just wants you to be so blessed by giving. How many times have you heard that shit from a fundy?

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God just wants to see how generous an offering you can give, even in times of trouble. From your wallet to the preachers pocket.

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If God has a plan for me, my soul has been on hold for years.

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God's plan for me was apparently miserable loneliness, unanswered prayers and sexual repression, because of course, it wasn't his timing.

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