PandaPirate Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 or not..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagan Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 It's this. What a good and loving god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XcaliburGirl Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 "Dis not plan me have in mind, Floyd." (Anybody read Pearls Before Swine?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I Love Dog Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 If he has, he's taking a long time to reveal it to me. Perhaps he doesn't let you know what his plan is for you. That would be typical for the Christian god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 But how can he have a plan for your life if you have free will? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flockoff Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 The only person that needs a plan for my life is me. If God wants to control that, he's not much of a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaPirate Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 Yeah, but if I believe that he has a plan for me, then, by extension, I'll feel important. I need to feel important and needed. I forgot to mention that God needs an Army, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted November 16, 2010 Super Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2010 Yeah, but if I believe that he has a plan for me, then, by extension, I'll feel important. I need to feel important and needed. I forgot to mention that God needs an Army, too. And he needs money. --George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 And he needs money. --George Carlin With streets of gold in Heaven, he shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted November 16, 2010 Super Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2010 And he needs money. --George Carlin With streets of gold in Heaven, he shouldn't. Oh well -- just another contradiction in the fairy tale. Or maybe he needs to consult a financial planner -- despite his own omnipotence -- which seems to be just a wee bit kerflewy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene39 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 If he had a plan, I guess I messed that up too. A comedian named Gary Burbank used to have a skit that went something like this: "The highway to heaven is paved with green. The money is going to the Lord -- but it's got my address on it. Don't make me holler, don't make me shout, I want you right now to turn them pockets inside out." ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalvinist Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Come one now, gawd does not need your money. He just wants you to be so blessed by giving. How many times have you heard that shit from a fundy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babylonian Dream Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 God just wants to see how generous an offering you can give, even in times of trouble. From your wallet to the preachers pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shion Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 If God has a plan for me, my soul has been on hold for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randi Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 God's plan for me was apparently miserable loneliness, unanswered prayers and sexual repression, because of course, it wasn't his timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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