SirPhoenix Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 The doorbell rang this morning. Two guys in suits were there wanting to show me "what the bible really says". If I had been in a better mood I works have had some fun with them. As I felt like shit I just told them, "go away, I'm an atheist." They practically ran. I wasn't expecting tha. At any rate, I was amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriously Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 When you're an atheist, you're pretty much the devil personified. Not really sure why that is, but it's not a stigma that's going away anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I Love Dog Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 At least it's good that we can scare them away and not have to listen to their nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriously Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 At least it's good that we can scare them away and not have to listen to their nonsense. Heh, true. An unintended advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 When you're an atheist, you're pretty much the devil personified. Not really sure why that is, but it's not a stigma that's going away anytime soon. We have the "free thinkers disease" and they're scared shitless of catching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolish girl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 The doorbell rang this morning. Two guys in suits were there wanting to show me "what the bible really says". If I had been in a better mood I works have had some fun with them. As I felt like shit I just told them, "go away, I'm an atheist." They practically ran. I wasn't expecting tha. At any rate, I was amused. Base to phoenix....base to phoenix....YOU'VE GOT INCOMING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticWhisper Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Nicely done. We don't get door-to-door fundies around Chicagoburbia but I've often wondered what I would say if we did. If they had kids with them I'd try to tell kids the "truth" about how Jesus actually cooked and ate babies but I doubt I'll get the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dB-Paradox Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 We have the "free thinkers disease" and they're scared shitless of catching it. Yup! Except it's not so much a disease as it is a logical upgrade! (But yes, to them it's a disease.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Heathen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vomit Comet Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Nicely done. We don't get door-to-door fundies around Chicagoburbia but I've often wondered what I would say if we did. If they had kids with them I'd try to tell kids the "truth" about how Jesus actually cooked and ate babies but I doubt I'll get the chance. I got door-to-door fundies exactly once here in Las Vegas. It was some nice old grandma with some young foxy redhead, so I didn't want to be mean. They were polite and said goodbye as soon as they saw I wasn't interested. For some reason the JWs and the Mormons avoid this neighborhood, though Las Vegas by no means has a shortage of Mormons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirPhoenix Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 Nicely done. We don't get door-to-door fundies around Chicagoburbia but I've often wondered what I would say if we did. If they had kids with them I'd try to tell kids the "truth" about how Jesus actually cooked and ate babies but I doubt I'll get the chance. I got door-to-door fundies exactly once here in Las Vegas. It was some nice old grandma with some young foxy redhead, so I didn't want to be mean. They were polite and said goodbye as soon as they saw I wasn't interested. For some reason the JWs and the Mormons avoid this neighborhood, though Las Vegas by no means has a shortage of Mormons. They might have been Mormons or JW. All the same to me now anyway. They did have suits on and one was wearing a fedora. He was a tweaked out little fuck. If it had been a hot red head, I woulf have had them in for coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalvinist Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I would have so much fun with them, destroying there beliefs. I don't care if it is a grandma. If it was a hot red-head, I would flirt like crazy with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chosendarkness Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 It would be nice to have some pamphlets around to give them to show the bible is not the word of god. I kind of feel sorry for them for being so brainwashed they think they have to go door to door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunaticheathen Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 We don't seem to have any door-to-door crazies here in NOLA. But I did terrify a couple of doe-eyed JW chicks back in 'Bama. Through the screen door, I screamed "YOU JUST INTERRUPTED THE BEST SEX I'VE HAD WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ALL YEAR, THIS BETTER BE GOOD!" I never saw someone bolt up the driveway so fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirPhoenix Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 I would have so much fun with them, destroying there beliefs. I don't care if it is a grandma. If it was a hot red-head, I would flirt like crazy with her. Why do you think I would have invited them in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xtech Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 It would be nice to have some pamphlets around to give them to show the bible is not the word of god. I kind of feel sorry for them for being so brainwashed they think they have to go door to door. http://www.ffrf.org/publications/nontracts/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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