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Scared Away My First Fundies!


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The doorbell rang this morning. Two guys in suits were there wanting to show me "what the bible really says". If I had been in a better mood I works have had some fun with them. As I felt like shit I just told them, "go away, I'm an atheist." They practically ran. I wasn't expecting tha. At any rate, I was amused.

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When you're an atheist, you're pretty much the devil personified. Not really sure why that is, but it's not a stigma that's going away anytime soon.

 

We have the "free thinkers disease" and they're scared shitless of catching it.

 

 

 

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The doorbell rang this morning. Two guys in suits were there wanting to show me "what the bible really says". If I had been in a better mood I works have had some fun with them. As I felt like shit I just told them, "go away, I'm an atheist." They practically ran. I wasn't expecting tha. At any rate, I was amused.

 

Base to phoenix....base to phoenix....YOU'VE GOT INCOMING!

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Nicely done. We don't get door-to-door fundies around Chicagoburbia but I've often wondered what I would say if we did. If they had kids with them I'd try to tell kids the "truth" about how Jesus actually cooked and ate babies but I doubt I'll get the chance.

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We have the "free thinkers disease" and they're scared shitless of catching it.

:lmao:

 

Yup! Except it's not so much a disease as it is a logical upgrade! (But yes, to them it's a disease.)

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Nicely done. We don't get door-to-door fundies around Chicagoburbia but I've often wondered what I would say if we did. If they had kids with them I'd try to tell kids the "truth" about how Jesus actually cooked and ate babies but I doubt I'll get the chance.

 

 

I got door-to-door fundies exactly once here in Las Vegas. It was some nice old grandma with some young foxy redhead, so I didn't want to be mean. They were polite and said goodbye as soon as they saw I wasn't interested.

 

For some reason the JWs and the Mormons avoid this neighborhood, though Las Vegas by no means has a shortage of Mormons.

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Nicely done. We don't get door-to-door fundies around Chicagoburbia but I've often wondered what I would say if we did. If they had kids with them I'd try to tell kids the "truth" about how Jesus actually cooked and ate babies but I doubt I'll get the chance.

 

 

I got door-to-door fundies exactly once here in Las Vegas. It was some nice old grandma with some young foxy redhead, so I didn't want to be mean. They were polite and said goodbye as soon as they saw I wasn't interested.

 

For some reason the JWs and the Mormons avoid this neighborhood, though Las Vegas by no means has a shortage of Mormons.

 

They might have been Mormons or JW. All the same to me now anyway. They did have suits on and one was wearing a fedora. He was a tweaked out little fuck.

 

If it had been a hot red head, I woulf have had them in for coffee.

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I would have so much fun with them, destroying there beliefs. I don't care if it is a grandma. If it was a hot red-head, I would flirt like crazy with her.

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We don't seem to have any door-to-door crazies here in NOLA. But I did terrify a couple of doe-eyed JW chicks back in 'Bama.

Through the screen door, I screamed "YOU JUST INTERRUPTED THE BEST SEX I'VE HAD WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ALL YEAR, THIS BETTER BE GOOD!"

I never saw someone bolt up the driveway so fast! :lmao:

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I would have so much fun with them, destroying there beliefs. I don't care if it is a grandma. If it was a hot red-head, I would flirt like crazy with her.

 

Why do you think I would have invited them in?

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