par4dcourse Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I was sitting there on the couch innocently enough, sipping coffee and watching "Let's Make a Deal". The lady dressed as an ostrich had just won a new refrigerator, and I was thinking about something I had written on ex-c and about getting a sandwich (bologna). Suddenly, my eye focused on a tiny square of embossed plastic on the rug. Now my grands were here making Valentines and watching the tele and eating everything in site yesterday and left a mess, as kids are prone to do, so there was no telling where the scrap came from. I picked it up, since I'm blurry past 3 inches, and lo and behold (people just don't lo and behold enough nowadays) there imprinted on the tiny square were the letters J C !!!!!!!!! You obviously see where I'm going with this. I was thinking about Jesus Christ and pick up a tiny shard with JC on it. It could only mean one thing............. It was a miracle the wife hadn't noticed I haven't vacuumed yet, and I hastily got it done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted February 14, 2011 Super Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2011 Praise the Lard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted February 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2011 I was sitting there on the couch innocently enough, sipping coffee and watching "Let's Make a Deal". The lady dressed as an ostrich had just won a new refrigerator, and I was thinking about something I had written on ex-c and about getting a sandwich (bologna). Suddenly, my eye focused on a tiny square of embossed plastic on the rug. Now my grands were here making Valentines and watching the tele and eating everything in site yesterday and left a mess, as kids are prone to do, so there was no telling where the scrap came from. I picked it up, since I'm blurry past 3 inches, and lo and behold (people just don't lo and behold enough nowadays) there imprinted on the tiny square were the letters J C !!!!!!!!! You obviously see where I'm going with this. I was thinking about Jesus Christ and pick up a tiny shard with JC on it. It could only mean one thing............. It was a miracle the wife hadn't noticed I haven't vacuumed yet, and I hastily got it done. Par - your killin' me today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolish girl Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I was sitting there on the couch innocently enough, sipping coffee and watching "Let's Make a Deal". The lady dressed as an ostrich had just won a new refrigerator, and I was thinking about something I had written on ex-c and about getting a sandwich (bologna). Suddenly, my eye focused on a tiny square of embossed plastic on the rug. Now my grands were here making Valentines and watching the tele and eating everything in site yesterday and left a mess, as kids are prone to do, so there was no telling where the scrap came from. I picked it up, since I'm blurry past 3 inches, and lo and behold (people just don't lo and behold enough nowadays) there imprinted on the tiny square were the letters J C !!!!!!!!! You obviously see where I'm going with this. I was thinking about Jesus Christ and pick up a tiny shard with JC on it. It could only mean one thing............. It was a miracle the wife hadn't noticed I haven't vacuumed yet, and I hastily got it done. GLORY brother ! GLORY! AMENZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Praize Gawd and the Holy Farter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 I'm strongly considering joining the local "Our Lady of the Holy Rug" church, but I think they're going in a different direction altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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