Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Shit, it's late and I've had some beers. I just rolled into the driveway in an '86 baby blue Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham. Everywhere I go i get "the brothas" axin if I wanna sell, for cash on the spot. It's sweet as hell, with original paint and interior that looks as fine as the day she was born. Fine, she gots 100,000 miles on her, but I just replaced the fuel pump, water pump, all hoses and belts, the radiator, the valve cover gaskets, and I had the carb rebuilt. It's like cruisin thru the 80's with a fine ho on your arm (no offense to the females here). A sweet car makes you feel ten feet tall, even if your cock is ten feet tall (mine is a mere 2 and half inches). Whatchall bitches drive? Hyundais? I spent 250 bucks on gas last week (okay, so I went to Cincy, and I like to drive). Such is the life of a pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Shit, it's late and I've had some beers. (mine is a mere 2 and half inches). I forget. Is alcohol also known as liquid courage, or is it liquid honesty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Fine. It's 2 and a half centimeters. I knew I could never pull the wool over the eyes of such a sagacious group. I sew with my wang, much to my intense shame. May I darn your socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 By the way, I drives me a bad-assed pimpin', dubbed out and slammed '91 T-bird. Then I gots me a '98 Windstar shaggin' wagon. But of course, even though I'm far from being drunk, I've exaggerated just a bit. My Thunderbird is a piece of crap that was given to me and I use it for a work vehicle. (about 45 miles a day) The Windstar is trying very hard to drive me crazy with all of these little things that keep going wrong with it. However, there is good news! (I hope) Just yesterday, I went to a car dealership and started the ball rolling in order to purchase an '03 Chevy Impala (less than 10k miles ). So, whoever reads this, please pray for me to get it. The financing dude is supposed to call me today and let me know if I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Fine. It's 2 and a half centimeters. I knew I could never pull the wool over the eyes of such a sagacious group. I sew with my wang, much to my intense shame. May I darn your socks? Right. So it's "liquid lies" then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 '03 Chevy Impala Sweet, nigga! Respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Right. So it's "liquid lies" then. It's liquid. And I am S. M. All. of course, I only watch black on white porno. Is a penis supposed to split open a woman's abdomen? If not I have been grossly misinformed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 By the way, don't hate on the ride. What has she ever done to you, except tempt you with visions of picking up scantly clad, mulleted loiterers in the local town square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 '03 Chevy Impala Sweet, nigga! Respect! It is a sweet ride! The one I'm lookin' at looks just like this picture, only it's burgundy instead of silver. When you sober up, are you gonna pray for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 By the way, don't hate on the ride. What has she ever done to you, except tempt you with visions of picking up scantly clad, mulleted loiterers in the local town square? Dude, if you ever saw that ride, then you'd know why those "scantly-clad, mulleted lioterers" look the other way when I come cruisin' down da street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 When you sober up, are you gonna pray for me No, but I'll probably cruise down to the Kwik Sak for some rolling papers. What of it, grandpa!? *leering defiant eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 When you sober up, are you gonna pray for me No, but I'll probably cruise down to the Kwik Sak for some rolling papers. What of it, grandpa!? *leering defiant eyes* Grandpa? Me? I better not be! Oh-oh, I get it... You're bustin' my chops for gettin' an Impala, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Oh-oh, I get it... You're bustin' my chops for gettin' an Impala, aren't you? Your only mistake in buying an impala was choosing from this decade. Mid sixties to mid seventies and you got yo pimpin hittin on all eight cylinders. Don't front and tell me your '03 doesn't dig when you want to pass that Honda on the freeway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Your only mistake in buying an impala was choosing from this decade. Mid sixties to mid seventies and you got yo pimpin hittin on all eight cylinders. Don't front and tell me your '03 doesn't dig when you want to pass that Honda on the freeway? I couldn't tell you. I drove it, but I didn't try to pass anything. The acceleration was fine though. Pretty snappy for a 6 cylinder. I do like the mid to lower 70's Impalas. But I still have a sweet spot for a '74 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 You love an Olds, and yet you don't stand in awe of my Cutty? It's because of the lack of pics? If you saw her you'd be one jealous grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 You love an Olds, and yet you don't stand in awe of my Cutty? It's because of the lack of pics? If you saw her you'd be one jealous grandpa. My brother has a '70 Olds 442. I tried not to laugh when you spoke of yours. I gotta go. See ya later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 So much hate. What can you do but keep on pimpin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInPA Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 '05 Frontier Nismo, Super Black - but without the roof rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Me: 2001 Nissan Sentra Sports Edition (with a nice sound system... can't stand factory stereos!!) Hubby: HE'S the one with the Hyundai... 2005 Hyundai Elantra hatchback LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Shit, it's late and I've had some beers. I just rolled into the driveway in an '86 baby blue Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham. Everywhere I go i get "the brothas" axin if I wanna sell, for cash on the spot. It's sweet as hell, with original paint and interior that looks as fine as the day she was born. Fine, she gots 100,000 miles on her, but I just replaced the fuel pump, water pump, all hoses and belts, the radiator, the valve cover gaskets, and I had the carb rebuilt. It's like cruisin thru the 80's with a fine ho on your arm (no offense to the females here). A sweet car makes you feel ten feet tall, even if your cock is ten feet tall (mine is a mere 2 and half inches). Whatchall bitches drive? Hyundais? I spent 250 bucks on gas last week (okay, so I went to Cincy, and I like to drive). Such is the life of a pimp. 107186[/snapback] My dad and I own 4 1992-94 ford taurus SHO's (one is currently being delivered from NY to MN for us). We build one for autocross racing. Over this winter we will be adding a supercharger to it. Always have a spare of 3-4 engines ready to go (sittin on stands), with between 2 and 4 spare ATX and MTX transmissions ready to go. All are sleepers; all of them *will do* 145+ mph wide open. The autocross car will do 165 mph before supercharger. All have suspension that rivals the corvette. obligatory Bondurant School of Racing plug (no, I'm not affiliated; this is where I learned to drive at high speeds). With that said, my main buggy is a 2002 dodge neon base. No frills, bare bones, nice and slow and unassuming after a night out drinking. =) my $0.02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 A 2004 Suzuki Aerio is the household commuter phat wagon here. It's magically bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. We named it Sakai, after Iron Chef Sakai. For sheer luuuuuhv, tho', mah roly-poly '73 VW Beetle is the schizznat. Wolfburg edition, powder blue exterior, mostly original parts. Named her Betty. She needs an assload of restoration work, but she still has her original stock engine (at 250,000K+, no less) and runs pretty well. In fact she accelerates better than the Suzuki! <------------ Doin' the fuckin' groovin' fahrvegnugen dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spamandham Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Me thinks JPD and fwee may be one in the same? Regardless (that's irregardless for you midwestern bumkins), I drive a 2005 S2000. It's my mid-life-crisis-mobile and I don't mind admitting it, because the damn thing is fun as hell to drive (top down of course) and the 20/30-something chicks keep checking me out. Must boost ego...can't resist late 2nd gear...clutch popping, corner sliding.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I drive beat-up old $500 junkers that I don't care what happens to. Like I'm changing lanes and I trade a little paint with some dumbass in a BMW. When I signal, bitch - you will get over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Me thinks JPD and fwee may be one in the same? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Me thinks JPD and fwee may be one in the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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