Inqui Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 If it's on the internet and says it can't be refuted, there's no way they're wrong! http://www.churchleaders.com/pastors/pastor-articles/159541-why-evangelism-is-better-than-sex-drugs-and-social-networking.html?p=1 Possibly in the wrong forum. My apologies if it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Ugh. Just ugh. I couldn't even finish reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Filed under: More lies we like to tell ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackbauer Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Oh, and I would like to add that if evangelism is better than sex for you, then you are likely doing both wrong. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Oh, and I would like to add that if evangelism is better than sex for you, then you are likely doing both wrong. It could be fun to mix them together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 If by evangelism you mean making her see god, then, hey, why not? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Oh, and I would like to add that if evangelism is better than sex for you, then you are likely doing both wrong. It could be fun to mix them together. Now THERE'S a fun image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyanaprajna0 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 That's just wrong. Of course, I don't see how evangelism could be fun at all. And I'm not big into social networking (one more week, and I'm deleting my FB account), and I'm about as close as you can get to being asexual without actually being asexual, due to my really low sex-drive. But even still, that is still just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I didn't make it to page two. Icky! Sex is definitely more fun than evangelism (especially for introverts since I get kind of shy) and social networking (do I really care that you think your man is the hottest in teh world!?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Have they tried sex? Maybe they need to try sex with another person. I find evangelism to be more like a trip to the dentist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Good point, MM. How many fundies have actually had sex to make a comparison to begin with? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikirin Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 The best sex is the sex that one has with the Lord! Amen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyanaprajna0 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I don't even know whether it's because they may or may not have had sex. I can't image xtian sex being that good to begin with. There's no exploration, changing things up, having fun with it. It's about procreation, and that's it. To them, having fun while having sex is a sin. Missionary only, and if it last longer than three minutes, you're going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Organgelism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Evangelism in a nudist camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 <knock, knock, knock> "I'd like to talk to you about the benefits of sex..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikirin Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 It might be exhilarating to lead someone to Christ - but how often does that happen? Most Christians I know haven't ever been able to do that, even with sincere effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 The best sex is the sex that one has with the Lord! Amen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 If it's on the internet and says it can't be refuted, there's no way they're wrong! http://www.churchlea...orking.html?p=1 Possibly in the wrong forum. My apologies if it is. From the article page 2 . . . God is honored as two people are mutually satisfied. The mutual O is for God's sake. Do it for God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I can't image xtian sex being that good to begin with. It's not. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 It might be exhilarating to lead someone to Christ - but how often does that happen? Most Christians I know haven't ever been able to do that, even with sincere effort. I did. However, it was in a psych ward, I was manic, and the dude was suffering from drug-induced psychosis. I think that says something, don't you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Well in a way, it is another sex, fucking with other people's minds. I remember my pastor whose eyes nearly popped when he asked me how many girls I had slept with and replied 30 or so. O.O Of course, he then had to lead me in prayer to release and forgive them for leading me astray heh heh, if only he knew who was the strayer and the strayees... But then the last person to ask for sex advice would be your pastor. So weird that repressed sexual urges always makes it into the conversation with the woos. I love this comic. They should take a hint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
older Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Oh, and I would like to add that if evangelism is better than sex for you, then you are likely doing both wrong. It could be fun to mix them together. Check out the Oneida Community, founded in 1848 in New York state. They practiced something called "complex marriage" in which everyone was married to everyone else. So any guy could have sex with any woman. And the older folks "introduced" the younger ones to sex. A search engine will lead you to more info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Oh, and I would like to add that if evangelism is better than sex for you, then you are likely doing both wrong. It could be fun to mix them together. Check out the Oneida Community, founded in 1848 in New York state. They practiced something called "complex marriage" in which everyone was married to everyone else. So any guy could have sex with any woman. And the older folks "introduced" the younger ones to sex. A search engine will lead you to more info. They also made fabulous silverware. Upstate NY wins the honor of being the birth place for quit a few fucked up cults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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