mcdaddy Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 "It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees". IT'S ALSO PRETTY FUCKING HARD TO WALK!!! stupid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Honest Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 This little church by our house has the most idiotic billboards. When we pull up to the stoplight, we always check it out to see what the latest one is, and then make fun of it the rest of the way home. Wish I could remember them all. Here's one from a few weeks ago: "If you're going to curse, use your own name." We had fun using our own names as curse words on the way home that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Pretty much the only religious billboard I saw was in Iowa. It was a big yellow sign with JESUS in black letters. All the rest of the church billboards just say "Join us Sunday" and lame stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3DollarBill Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Going north on I-65 just past mammoth cave there's (yet another) "World's Largest Adult Bookstore!" and for years, directly on the other side of the highway was a billboard reading: "HELL IS REAL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I saw a health food store called "Nutters" and I thought it was a charismatic church. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBB Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Going north on I-65 just past mammoth cave there's (yet another) "World's Largest Adult Bookstore!" and for years, directly on the other side of the highway was a billboard reading: "HELL IS REAL" Are you from here? I'm from the Mammoth Cave area (BG). I've also been in that bookstore... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3DollarBill Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Are you from here? I'm from the Mammoth Cave area (BG). I've also been in that bookstore... Lol, no I'm from Tennessee and live in Chicago and that billboard/bookstore scene has given me a laugh on the way back from quite a few trips down south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrailBlazer Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Some amusing messages found in a quick google search: "Don't let worry kill you, let the church help" "Don't be so open-minded, your brains will fall out" "A loose tongue often gets into a tight place" "Staying in bed and shouting 'Oh God' on Sunday does not constitute as going to church" "Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit" "Love God and others, it's not rocket surgery" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Honest Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Some amusing messages found in a quick google search: "Staying in bed and shouting 'Oh God' on Sunday..." Ah yes, the best part of not going to church anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 saw this doing a quick google search: if ur faith is big enough, facts dnt count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 saw this doing a quick google search: if ur faith is big enough, facts dnt count NO. WORDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 saw this doing a quick google search: if ur faith is big enough, facts dnt count probably the most honest one ever. I have an AoG church at the entrance to my neighborhood. Sometimes they put something up that genuinely helpful. "You can't walk into your future chained to to past" Which is generally true regardless if religion is in it. However, "You know how you feel when people don't believe you. Imagine how God feels" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 saw this doing a quick google search: if ur faith is big enough, facts dnt count probably the most honest one ever. I have an AoG church at the entrance to my neighborhood. Sometimes they put something up that genuinely helpful. "You can't walk into your future chained to to past" Which is generally true regardless if religion is in it. However, "You know how you feel when people don't believe you. Imagine how God feels" Ha! Regarding the last one... I know how it feels when people don't believe IN me, even though I tell them to or teeth will gnash them in a fiery pit of eternal torture. Never works. It hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikirin Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Going north on I-65 just past mammoth cave there's (yet another) "World's Largest Adult Bookstore!" and for years, directly on the other side of the highway was a billboard reading: "HELL IS REAL" Fireworks store - Adult bookstore - Pentecostal church - titty bar - fireworks store - Baptist church - Adult book store - AG church - titty bar - discount cigarette outlet - Church of Christ - liquor store - discount cigarette store - Baptist church... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I don't know if anyone has posted this before but here is a church sign maker. You can take any of the gems posted here and make a sign out of them. There are others like this on the net but this one is pretty popular. http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/ Warning, you may feel compelled to make signs and post them on your Facebook or Twitter accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 not a church sign ....but still funny. In town there is a bar called Girls Night Out.......it's in a strip mall (hehe strip)....the business next door......Planned Parenthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene39 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I don't even know where to start with this one I saw on a church sign today: Danger! God at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 "Ch--ch...What is missing? ur!" "Soul-ar powered...by the Son" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 I don't even know where to start with this one I saw on a church sign today: Danger! God at work! Falling rocks ahead. On your head for wearing mixed fabrics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 stop drop and roll does not work in hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 "Friend me on Faithbook" - God 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 scumbags welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Jesus is the rizzle for the sizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Walmart is not the only saving place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 "Friend me on Faithbook" - God ha! God has a lisp. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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