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What Goes Through My Head During Church


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After someone mentioned I should post the notes I would take during church in another thread, I decided to bring my tablet to church yesterday. So mostly, it's nonsensical criticism with a few fun (and badly drawn) stick figures.

 

Page 1: https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1wMCBnMOe-ElAxRRAxgwYyY7aRHNpeqLIa_YO8BBBWmQ

 

Page 2: https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1OY8J9Wjsn9HbCf07gCSKSBsVBR5nUsVcxdsrerqk1g4

 

Page 3: https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1e9rHaQc-dvVkWzcUhN6_M_vEi9iArCb94eP_4n4E6sU

 

Enjoy.

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hahahaha - oh, i loved this. thanks for the regurgitated sermon, ConureDelSol! It makes much more sense coming from you :D

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I love the pics. Cartwheel Jesus . Lol

And well. The eh hem. Phalic one. Was that a crown of thorns on the end?

Yeah I get it Jebus is a d*ck. right?

 

I take it you didn't like the service. Lol

 

I was wondering if anyone noticed you writing on your notebook. IF anyone looked over your shoulder and saw your pictures and your notes.

 

Thanks for the laugh.

 

I look forward to your next note taking.

 

I think this could be very entertaining.

 

I don't go to church anymore. I am thankful for that.

 

 

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Very. Awesome. :)

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I liked it too (especially the language used). I am sure you will be glad when you don't have to go anymore!

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This is what goes through my head during church.

 

God knows there's nothing else to do.mellow.png

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@inqui.

 

Wow. Holy melons!!!

 

 

 

 

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Damn I wish I had the freedom to do this. But the wife is sitting besides me the whole time :/

 

I try to remember the dumb shit to bring back here, but by the time I get home I just dgaf anymore

 

 

 

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This is what goes through my head during church.

 

God knows there's nothing else to do.mellow.png

 

There was a HAAAAAWWWTTT chick sittin right in front of me today, in a little mini. Nice huh, sexy legs for jebus!

 

All I could think about was....unmm... Yeah.

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After someone mentioned I should post the notes I would take during church in another thread, I decided to bring my tablet to church yesterday. So mostly, it's nonsensical criticism with a few fun (and badly drawn) stick figures.

 

Page 1: https://docs.google....eqLIa_YO8BBBWmQ

 

Page 2: https://docs.google....UsVcxdsrerqk1g4

 

Page 3: https://docs.google....rCb94eP_4n4E6sU

 

Enjoy.

So I'm sitting here listening to a Tom Petty concert with a 1/2 full load of Pinot Grigio in me and I find your church comments. THANK YOU FOR THE INCREDIBLE LAUGH I HAD!!! And thanks for validating my view that one ought not waste one fucking second in a church on a fine Sunday when one can be doing so much more important things.
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"REPEAT EVERYTHING BUT LOUDER!" That's awesome, and thank you for sharing it.

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The last time I went to church, because my brother pressured me, I sent the new pastor running up the stairs whining about my intentions asking so many Bible questions. He was intimidated that I knew more about the Bible than him. He should talk to my brother, though my brother is still a christian, he knows more about the Bible than him too.

 

I also said "ramen" when everyone else said "amen" after the pastors every other word. Nobody seemed to notice, it was actually quite funny. Or maybe they thought I had a speech defect.

 

Superfunny doodles man!

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I go to church three times a week and at least hear something about Jesus every day so i always sit in the back of the church and read a book.

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I go to church three times a week and at least hear something about Jesus every day so i always sit in the back of the church and read a book.

You're joking right? You really don't go there 3 times a week do you?
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I go to church three times a week and at least hear something about Jesus every day so i always sit in the back of the church and read a book.

You're joking right? You really don't go there 3 times a week do you?

 

Yea it sucks, im not quite out on my own yet so i kinda haft to, a little while back we were going 4 times a week because my parents biker ministry ( just a bunch of middle aged people going through mid life crisis) started having church services of their own. when this was going on id be in three services on Sunday and one on wensday. ive also always been forced to partcipate in other crap as well that they do. Im so engrosed in church Raoul that i find myself thinking like a christian somtimes, with out this site id be toast.

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"I've Fallen and ICan't Get Up" NOON8642CustomImage0569057.gif

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I go to church three times a week and at least hear something about Jesus every day so i always sit in the back of the church and read a book.

You're joking right? You really don't go there 3 times a week do you?

 

Yea it sucks, im not quite out on my own yet so i kinda haft to, a little while back we were going 4 times a week because my parents biker ministry ( just a bunch of middle aged people going through mid life crisis) started having church services of their own. when this was going on id be in three services on Sunday and one on wensday. ive also always been forced to partcipate in other crap as well that they do. Im so engrosed in church Raoul that i find myself thinking like a christian somtimes, with out this site id be toast.

Sorry, I wasn't aware of the circumstances behind your having to attend. It will get better for you once you're on your own especially regarding what you said about 'thinking' like one of them. I put myself through that for over 25 years before pulling myself away from it.
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What denom? I used to go twice on Sunday and once on Thursday. I was Baptist.

 

baptist, why Thursday?

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I go to church three times a week and at least hear something about Jesus every day so i always sit in the back of the church and read a book.

You're joking right? You really don't go there 3 times a week do you?

 

Yea it sucks, im not quite out on my own yet so i kinda haft to, a little while back we were going 4 times a week because my parents biker ministry ( just a bunch of middle aged people going through mid life crisis) started having church services of their own. when this was going on id be in three services on Sunday and one on wensday. ive also always been forced to partcipate in other crap as well that they do. Im so engrosed in church Raoul that i find myself thinking like a christian somtimes, with out this site id be toast.

Sorry, I wasn't aware of the circumstances behind your having to attend. It will get better for you once you're on your own especially regarding what you said about 'thinking' like one of them. I put myself through that for over 25 years before pulling myself away from it.

 

Yea ive mostly moved on from the cult and i do have friends there so it isnt all bad. Just gotta trudge through.

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Kai, how old are you bro?

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After someone mentioned I should post the notes I would take during church in another thread, I decided to bring my tablet to church yesterday. So mostly, it's nonsensical criticism with a few fun (and badly drawn) stick figures.

 

Page 1: https://docs.google....eqLIa_YO8BBBWmQ

 

Page 2: https://docs.google....UsVcxdsrerqk1g4

 

Page 3: https://docs.google....rCb94eP_4n4E6sU

 

Enjoy.

 

 

lol, wait, the kid next to you is looking at gay porn?

 

Funny ass notes, btw. Much funnier than the ones I see over at my parents house when I visit.

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Thanks for the notes. It was a great read; and pretty much sums up just about every church service I've ever been to. that's a lot of time I will never get back.

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