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Those little comic books that are used to evangelize. He started off just preaching and then went into this huge anti catholic stage and suggested that the muslims were started by the catholic church. Many christians are like lipitor: if you take it for yrs, you get fucked up. Same thing, I see many christians go off the deep end.

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I just love those! We used to find them all over town when I was a kid. They are like this evil comic book always warning you about the terror that lurks just around the corner. zDuivel7.gif

 

I have considered downloading some of them and re-writing them, and then reposting them online for the entire world to do as they please with them. I know it's not legal to do that but it's always been an idea.

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rewrite them London, if chick gets upset, so be it.

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imo, the funniest video on the internet, EVER.

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It really would be fun. I was searching their site a few months back because I thought it would be fun to rewrite them from the perspective of all the errors in the bible. Or even write them with the storylines that they don't want to hear, like slavery, incest, etc.

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Islam....STARTED....BY the..... CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!!yelrotflmao.giftrt19ROFLPIMP.gifWendybanghead.gif

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imo, the funniest video on the internet, EVER.

 

 

I missed that one - so funny. "This sweet thing is mine" -- wow...

 

Why do they call it "chick" tracts? Chick meaning children?

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This is a fun site that dissects a few of these Chick tracts. If you can find the spoof of "Dark Shadows," that's one to catch, and there are ones that play upon Pascal's Wager (one of Chick's favorite apologetics)--what if Cthulhu is right? What if Zeus is the only real god?

 

Jack Chick is the guy who began the company. He's the artist who did most of the older tracts (like I suspect this one is). There's another artist who works with him now but I don't know his name. Chick's like a hundred years old at this point and he is a genuine fucknut--he's never met a conspiracy theory he didn't like.

 

My Evil Ex would throw these awful little comic books around like a cat strewing litter in a box. His favorite was "Somebody Loves Me," and he didn't understand why it was such a horrible example of the breed. But Dusty hopefully is aware of copyright stuff; Chick is pretty famous for going after what he perceives as unfair use like the little rat terrier he is.

 

Though I will say that of the fundie men I knew, every single one was avoiding illegal activities because he was terrified of prison rape. My Evil Ex was especially scared of it. It's pathetic and evil that Chick is preying upon that fear like he is. It's one of the bigger guns in his manipulation arsenal.

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imo, the funniest video on the internet, EVER.

 

 

I missed that one - so funny. "This sweet thing is mine" -- wow...

 

Why do they call it "chick" tracts? Chick meaning children?

 

The guy who does them is named jack chick

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Anti-X why dont you remove the authentic believers tag?

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Anti-X why dont you remove the authentic believers tag?

 

If any moderators are reading this, please change it to having lots of doubts

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Anti-X why dont you remove the authentic believers tag?

 

If any moderators are reading this, please change it to having lots of doubts

 

Private message Ouroboros or Nivek.

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imo, the funniest video on the internet, EVER.

 

"If god's everywhere is he watching child porn right now..." lololol

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Anti-X why dont you remove the authentic believers tag?

 

If any moderators are reading this, please change it to having lots of doubts

 

MANY HUGS

 

I know this couldn't have been easy, Anti. I respect you for having so much honesty. You are one in a million, truly. If there's anything we can do, I know you have but to ask.

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If you have more than two brain cells to rub together, you CAN'T come in this site for an extended period of time and NOT have major doubts.

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Anti-X why dont you remove the authentic believers tag?

 

If any moderators are reading this, please change it to having lots of doubts

 

MANY HUGS

 

I know this couldn't have been easy, Anti. I respect you for having so much honesty. You are one in a million, truly. If there's anything we can do, I know you have but to ask.

 

Not a disbeliever but a huge doubter now. Obviously I came here because I was having doubts

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Romans 14:23 ESV

But whoever has doubts is condemned if he eats, because the eating is not from faith. For whatever does not proceed from faith is sin.

 

according to the bible, even the very act of doubting is sinful (what isn't?).

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I collect Chick tracts, for the lulz. Also, an excuse to remove the garbage out of reach of weaker minds. But mostly for the lulz.

 

Because, seriously, they're so wrong and stupid, they're fucking hysterical.

 

And THIS! http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm

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I collect Chick tracts, for the lulz. Also, an excuse to remove the garbage out of reach of weaker minds. But mostly for the lulz.

 

Because, seriously, they're so wrong and stupid, they're fucking hysterical.

 

And THIS! http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm

 

"Everyone is doomed!" :o How can you not laugh at that.

 

I always take xian propoganda when people hand it to me because it's one less paper they give someone else (I just trash them) and it costs them money. Just one more way we can stick it to the man!

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I just love those! We used to find them all over town when I was a kid. They are like this evil comic book always warning you about the terror that lurks just around the corner. zDuivel7.gif

 

I have considered downloading some of them and re-writing them, and then reposting them online for the entire world to do as they please with them. I know it's not legal to do that but it's always been an idea.

 

Well... if you're doing a parody of them, that would be Fair Use, perfectly legal.

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In college an visiting evangelist took us out evangelizing, one of his pieces of advice was that we not use tracts, but if we did, to make sure we never used Chick tracts because they were offensive.

 

After college i was looking at churches, and went out evangelizing with their evangelizer guy, and he was like "I recommend these tracts, they are really great! THey have a cartoon, they're called Chick tracts, they're great!"

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Oh I can spend minutes at a time reading chick tracks.....to me they show just how crazy christians can get.

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A couple things I always thought about Chick tracts when I was a believer:

 

1. Hey, guys? Can we possibly get some better tracts? You know, ones that don't make us look like hateful fundamentalist nutjobs? These things aren't helping. Why do you use them?

2. What kind of person gets saved through one of these, anyway? Certainly not anyone I'd ever want to talk to, because anyone who would be saved through batshiat insane crap like this probably belongs in an institution of some sort.

 

 

 

By the way, I know that the typical Christian answer to number 1 is "Well, if only one person gets saved, then that makes it all worthwhile" or "We heard from someone at another church who knows a guy in another state that talked to this one guy that said he got saved in 1967 just because he read one of these," but that only brings me to ask number 2, which there can't possibly be a good answer for.

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Cheap pulp paper burns nicely when a 7.62 tracer is popped through a bundle of them... :)

 

kL

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I went to a fireworks show last night and someone actually tried to hand me one of those chick tracks on hell, I briefly looked at it laughed and said no thanks then walked off.

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