Kaiser01 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Its over everyone, we lost, they figured out the ultimate knock out question that we cant answer. this question is so profound and inexplicable i shit a brick and accepted jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rain Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Ahh, geeeee, I feel soooooooooooooo stupid that I never thought about that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 HOOOOOOOLY FAAAAAAAACK I JUST SHARTED ON MYSELF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 She's right. That's it. Time to shut down Ex-Christian.net. I don't know how I've kept myself deceived for so long. This Sunday, I'll be back in church, publicly telling all of my in-laws that I was mistaken, and that God is real. Thank you, dear sweet young lady. Thank you. Would the last person to leave please turn out the lights? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Ummmm...men wrote the Bible.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atkegar Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Ummmm...men wrote the Bible.... Of course, and not even all Christians say that God wrote the Bible. It is from ancient times, with their biases, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 "If God doesn't exist, then WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?!" .......... *X-Files theme starts playing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 WHAT??? GOD wrote the bible??? WTF??? The bible??? I have not heard of this document. How come no one told me about it. I have read all of gods other books, "You Will Burn In Hell", "Mary, Mary Virgin Whore", "Who Killed My Son: The Jesus Coldcase", "Flood: The Epic Water Journey", but the BIBLE??? Where do I find the nummyness. I just love all the horror stories god writes. The best fuckin' shit ev-ah! Wayyy better than M. Knight Shamalam-a-bang-bang. How come no one here told me about this book? Hmmm? What do you heathans have to say for yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 5, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted July 5, 2012 Aliens. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Aliens. Duh. Ancient ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Aliens. Duh. Ancient ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inqui Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I can't believe she took 45 seconds to actually get to the question. She has a point though. Guess we'd best start repenting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inqui Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Who wants to join me in a show of remorse? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunaticheathen Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 xDDDDDDDD This calls for a DOUBLE FACEPALM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDKitty Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Isn't that the same girl that got outted an skewered on youtube because she was praising god for the Fukishima disaster. She was a Poe and everybody thought she was for realz. Then some internet users better then me tracked down her address and phone number and posted it. She finally did a video where she admited she was a Poe, it was meant as a joke and to please stop sending her pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticWhisper Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Aliens. Duh. What? I thought it was Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddbird1963 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I thought King James wrote the Bible. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Uh... I confess that I didn't watch the video. But I am guessing from your various responses that this young lady is asserting that God must exist because he wrote the Bible. If this is what she's asserting, then I wish I could ask her... Why does an all-powerful, ever-present god require a book to communicate his nature and will for us? hmm? You know what I mean? Like uh totally. If I was an all powerful, ever present god then I would hope that I'd have a better imagination than that. Like maybe I'd speak to people as a burning bush. or maybe cause a colony of ants to form messages on the ground.. something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeelHappy Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Even if she is a POE this is truly how many christians feel, and the sad fact remains many people remain christians because they don't know anything about their faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdog Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I laughed at this especially when she whispered the "a" word. Lol I think this is meant to be a joke. She isn't for real. I think she is acting. And this is satirical humor. It also made me laugh when she excused her messy look due to just waking up but her eye make up looks pretty good. I don't know what POE is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I laughed at this especially when she whispered the "a" word. Lol I think this is meant to be a joke. She isn't for real. I think she is acting. And this is satirical humor. It also made me laugh when she excused her messy look due to just waking up but her eye make up looks pretty good. I don't know what POE is? Poe: someone pretending to act like a batshit crazy fundamentalist, but isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I don't know what POE is? From Wikipedia: Poe's law, named after its author Nathan Poe, is an Internet adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism. So, if someone posts something like the girl in the video did, we can't know if it's real fundamentalism or a parody unless we know whether or not the girl meant it as a parody. See also Landover Baptist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Even if she is a POE this is what most christians probably think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Even if she is a POE this is truly how many christians feel, and the sad fact remains many people remain christians because they don't know anything about their faith. which is exactly the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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