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Atheists, Prepare To Be Bitch Slapped With Your Own Logic!


BendyLine
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For a bit there you godless heathens almost had me convinced that God doesn't exist, but then I saw this convincing YouTube video:

 

http://youtu.be/fZftyGcMZ9Q

 

LOL THAT HEATHEN DENTISTS GOT TOTALLY PWNED!

 

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to sell my porn collection so I can catch up on the tithes I didn't pay over the last decade.

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Fine buddy, never see a dentist again see how that works for you. Pray away the decay.

 

Its hard to believe that people can believe this smarmy easily destroyed propaganda can be effective... then again these are Christians I'm talking about.

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Fine buddy, never see a dentist again see how that works for you. Pray away the decay.

Dentistry is steeped in liberal "facts". Nowhere in the Bible does it mention brushing your teeth. Cavities are just attacks from Satan on the persecuted Christian minority. If I were a betting man, I'd say that Obama is behind the liberal dentist industry.

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I am astounded...

 

This is probably the dumbest thing i have ever seen. Dentist cant fix everything because their not all knowing and not all powerful.

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Ark-tards!

 

Now i believe you are insulting my home land and if you are i will haft to give you a wallop. Just kidding you can have a medal.

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So my question to the christard is, when you come to god to get fixed up why does he not do anything???

 

Dentists at least improve your standard of living by allowing you to eat food without being in pain.

 

God lets everyone be in pain, all the time.

 

All HAIL Dentists! biggrin.png

 

 

Oh and Bendy, don't get rid of the porn, you'll regret it.

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That would only be a salient point if we had no physical proof that dentists (or whatever the analogy holds) exist. The only "proof" of a god or any deity that a believer would push forth--read miracle--can be explained quite rationally by science.

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Holee fack that I read ya'lls comments first, and then watched the vid. It was even dumber than I expected. Wtg fudge vision or whoever the fack you are.

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Let's see...

 

I can look up a dentist in my list of providers, or get a referral from someone I know. I can then call the office, speak to someone who actually exists, and make an appointment. Then, if I show up, the dentist is actually there in the flesh. If I need something done to my teeth, he takes care of it. Depending on the nature of the work done, a combination of me and the insurance company pay the bill.

 

Or, I can ask God for help. And then, when nothing happens, I can ask God for help again. When still nothing happens, I can ask God for help again. When, even later, nothing happens, I can ask God for help again. When nothing continues to happen, I can get a whole bunch of other Christians together, and we can all ask God, as nicely as possible, to help me.

 

Somehow, I like the first option a lot better. Call me crazy.

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Ark-tards!

 

Now i believe you are insulting my home land and if you are i will haft to give you a wallop. Just kidding you can have a medal.

Nope, Ark-tard is a person who believes Noah's Ark is real. A typical fundy.

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What about the God-fearing Xians who ask God for help but he doesn't help them? One guy whose daughter was killed in the Aurora Theater shooting is asking "the Lord" all over Facebook why he let it happen.

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