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Chick filet this and chick filet that. The best thing is a friend is a miniter and is gay and he posted the best photo yet. A chick filet store with a huge line and it said: you have never seen so many christians lined up to help a food bank or homeless shelter. So much for them bearing fruit. maybe the lord told them to go get a chicken sandwhich

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Most Christians I knew only liked to help themselves. My neighbour across the road is a 7th day Adventist who doesn't go to church, swears and doesn't judge gays. She's the best example of a Christian I've ever seen, she always has people who have nowhere to go living at her house, she has her almost 30 year old adopted son living with her, and her and her husband are always helping everyone. If it weren't for them I wouldn't have a motorcycle, they loaned me the money to buy it. If more Christians were like her and her husband maybe people wouldn't dislike Christians so much.

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Most Christians I knew only liked to help themselves. My neighbour across the road is a 7th day Adventist who doesn't go to church, swears and doesn't judge gays. She's the best example of a Christian I've ever seen, she always has people who have nowhere to go living at her house, she has her almost 30 year old adopted son living with her, and her and her husband are always helping everyone. If it weren't for them I wouldn't have a motorcycle, they loaned me the money to buy it. If more Christians were like her and her husband maybe people wouldn't dislike Christians so much.

 

Well said and you do meet people like that occasionally. Most christians are out to help themselves: my asshole aunt and uncle (I know I keep bringing this up). My aunt calls my mom 6 to 8 months ago telling her they are hurting and them my uncle finally gets a new job at 64 making serious bucks. they upgrade homes, buy a new car and wear designer clothes now. Very naive and childish behavior, but I have noticed many christians seem to be stuck in their 20s when it comes to life.

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Well that fits nicely into the theory that morontheists "think" authoritarian only doesn't it? They are only "into" their religion because they have been told to be... and according to (what I know of) the theories of Alice Miller, such authoritarians never develop an authentic personality of their own. Their acting rather childish, as I see it, seems quite natural in that context.

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I have an aunt who's not religious at all, but is a Fox News zombie and supporting Chick-Fil-A. She got me thinking this.

I'm beginning to feel that the "Christian" support for Chic-Fil-a is really just a right vs left political thing rather than a religious thing. I'm starting to think the gay marriage debates aren't really about religious faith or the bible, but rather the so called culture war the right wing media is trying so hard to sell. They just don't want to give in to the pinko-liberal-socialist-hippies more than anything else.

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I have an aunt who's not religious at all, but is a Fox News zombie and supporting Chick-Fil-A. She got me thinking this.

I'm beginning to feel that the "Christian" support for Chic-Fil-a is really just a right vs left political thing rather than a religious thing. I'm starting to think the gay marriage debates aren't really about religious faith or the bible, but rather the so called culture war the right wing media is trying so hard to sell. They just don't want to give in to the pinko-liberal-socialist-hippies more than anything else.

 

This is very true. They hold onto the concept that they are actually "christian" but have no idead what that really is. They behave horrificly and claim it is in the name of god. "Religion" is the glue that keeps them all together as a unifying group. If they identify as a political party only they can't claim all the alleged good deeds they do and blame a higher power to telling them what the rules are. Religion is just an excuse for them not a way of life.

 

As you know, people who actually read and understand the bible no longer believe in xianity. They are not reading or researching their own "values". They are just using the religion as a smokescreen. Here in the US it's really easy to do since we are not allowed to make laws against religion. Best loophole on earth.

 

But you are quite correct in your thinking Joe.

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The Bible makes it clear marriage = 1 man + as many women God wills ya. And you don't need their consent either.

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You forgot all the concubines. I think they go with the marriages as a package deal.

 

Remember... women are property... praise jesus. 17.gifblink.png

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Most Christians I knew only liked to help themselves. My neighbour across the road is a 7th day Adventist who doesn't go to church, swears and doesn't judge gays. She's the best example of a Christian I've ever seen, she always has people who have nowhere to go living at her house, she has her almost 30 year old adopted son living with her, and her and her husband are always helping everyone. If it weren't for them I wouldn't have a motorcycle, they loaned me the money to buy it. If more Christians were like her and her husband maybe people wouldn't dislike Christians so much.

 

That's awesome, but i do have to correct you, them being Christian has nothing to do with it, they are just good people.

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That's awesome, but i do have to correct you, them being Christian has nothing to do with it, they are just good people.

 

Very true!

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I have an aunt who's not religious at all, but is a Fox News zombie and supporting Chick-Fil-A. She got me thinking this.

I'm beginning to feel that the "Christian" support for Chic-Fil-a is really just a right vs left political thing rather than a religious thing. I'm starting to think the gay marriage debates aren't really about religious faith or the bible, but rather the so called culture war the right wing media is trying so hard to sell. They just don't want to give in to the pinko-liberal-socialist-hippies more than anything else.

 

Quite right, as far as I can tell. Few people on either side (if any at all) are really contemplating the official debate topics. For most of the participants it is now just us-vs-them no matter what the two sides happen to say at the moment. Trench warfare instead of politics and such.

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The Bible makes it clear marriage = 1 man + as many women God wills ya. And you don't need their consent either.

You forgot all the concubines. I think they go with the marriages as a package deal.

 

Remember... women are property... praise jesus. 17.gifblink.png

 

And if you rape one who's not married or engaged, she has to marry you. After all, she's damaged goods now. It's one of the earliest you-break-it-you-buy-it policies. How nice to treat women (even girls) as mere objects.

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The Bible makes it clear marriage = 1 man + as many women God wills ya. And you don't need their consent either.

You forgot all the concubines. I think they go with the marriages as a package deal.

 

Remember... women are property... praise jesus. 17.gifblink.png

 

And if you rape one who's not married or engaged, she has to marry you. After all, she's damaged goods now. It's one of the earliest you-break-it-you-buy-it policies. How nice to treat women (even girls) as mere objects.

 

Someone should start a facebook or twitter page with this definition of marriage and see how many people object. The fundies would probably swarm the place with "likes". Where did these people ever get the idea that they could own people, it's just nutz.

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The Bible makes it clear marriage = 1 man + as many women God wills ya. And you don't need their consent either.

 

Here's a handy-dandy guide to marriage in the bible:

 

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One posted this graphic on Facebook, supposed to be funny. I really took offense to it:

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Anyone whoever worked and paid one cent in taxes deserves foodstamps if they need them. Anyone who is hungry should be allowed to have them--after all, isn't America the land of 'milk and honey,' blessings of god 'pressed down and over flowing?' That should translate to enough food for anyone who needs it. I ate out of garbage cans for a few years when younger and the govt. gave me $10 fucking dollars worth of food stamps to eat every MONTH. I could barely pay rent so I wouldn't freeze to death in the winter, a one room apartment. Then I see shit like this graphic about food stamps and it hit a really raw nerve. I worked and could not afford food but the govt. still kept taking my taxes and let me starve for my service to my country. I couldn't even get help from Salvation Army who rings their fucking bells every Christmas in my face for a donation. Local churches never helped but many ministers or their door goons, er uhm deacons, told me many times to get a job, which I already had. The VA was no help, and no help from DAV, of which I have always been a life member! Christians talk a lot of shit and feed their faces with chicken to support some wealthy asshole who donates to organizations against same-sex couples and runs his franchise like it's a prayer breakfast. Christians will argue about someone who is unpopular and they claim they preach the 'Real Jesus™'. They wouldn't know the Real Jesus™ if he walked in for a chicken sandwich!

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They wouldn't know the Real Jesus if he walked in for a chicken sandwich!

 

I can't fault em tho. I'd have trouble identifying someone that never existed too.

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That Solomon was a man WHORE w/his 700 wives & 300 concubines. What the hell do you do with that many spouses? The bible is so stupid with their exaggerated numbers.

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That Solomon was a man WHORE w/his 700 wives & 300 concubines. What the hell do you do with that many spouses? The bible is so stupid with their exaggerated numbers.

 

They're not exaggerated.

 

 

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I wish I had not seen this... I want so much to upload it to my Facebook page, but the fundy side of my family has actually been very good about not posting anything political and I want to respect that. But I really really wan to.

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The Bible makes it clear marriage = 1 man + as many women God wills ya. And you don't need their consent either.

 

 

Bible definition of christian marriage.....1 man and his rape victim........praise jebus!

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