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The Bible is just another fairy tale, and here's the proof: it starts with "Once upon a time, in a faraway land" and ends with "and they lived happily ever after."

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The Bible is just another fairy tale, and here's the proof: it starts with "Once upon a time, in a faraway land" and ends with "and they lived happily ever after."

 

only some lived.

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The Bible is just another fairy tale, and here's the proof: it starts with "Once upon a time, in a faraway land" and ends with "and they lived happily ever after."

 

only some lived.

 

Very, very few.

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...and none of those who were there at the beginning of the story.

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God: "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

 

Magic Mirror (created by God): "You, my Queen, are fairest of all."

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God: "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

 

Magic Mirror (created by God): "You, my Queen, are fairest of all."

 

Wait God is a Queen.

 

 

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God: "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

 

Magic Mirror (created by God): "You, my Queen, are fairest of all."

 

Wait God is a Queen.

 

 

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Yeah, but looks more like this:

 

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In the game of Chesstianity, the Queen is the most powerful piece, able to move any number of spaces horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.

 

Outside the game, it looks like a piece of shit.

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Ya'll dont know me yet?

 

I know you. You're a disciple of meh.

 

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Meh, AND his consort, IDGAF

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Don't diss fairy tales. "The Last Unicorn" remains one of my favorite books in the whole wide world.

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Don't diss fairy tales. "The Last Unicorn" remains one of my favorite books in the whole wide world.

 

Forgive me Akheia, for I have dissed.

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I think that first battle with the Red Bull would have gone differently if Amalthea had looked like that.

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