Ro-bear Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Attention brothers! Are you tired of PC girlie men wishing you "Happy Holidays"? Fight back with our t-shirt. Nothing declares your fundy nuthood more emphatically than these high quality garments. Show 'em where you stand, and tell them to shove their "Season's Greetings" right up their tolerant asses! Take Christmas back from the ACLU-lovin' faggy communists who are placing our country in Satan's lap by forgetting the Reason for the season. http://www.declarechristmas.com/aboutus.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimov Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 In mall stores, for example, it seems most of the check-out clerks become afraid when--at full volume--I counter with MERRY CHRISTMAS. They get a look of anxiety or dismay or uneasiness Maybe it's because you scream at full volume you stupid fuckwad. Hahaha...I want to order one of those shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 Don't forget to look at the shirts! Buy a dozen or so and Jesus will bless you a dozen-or-so fold. http://www.declarechristmas.com/default.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 It's not Christmas! If anything it should be called the Famous Bastard Day PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasemonkey Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 sheesh... Has anyone ever heard the "Southpark Christmas" album? ...these folks just echo the "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" track! I'd love to crank the song at full volume in front of some of them and see if they get offended by someone singing the same sentiment, only a little less veiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhampir Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Hahaha...I want to order one of those shirts. Yeah, order one, and then go around saying 'Happy Holidays' to anyone that says merry christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad3232132 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I found some anti-christmas shirts: http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/christmas-t...y%20T-shirt.htm http://www.cafepress.com/bahhumbug.30115664 http://foulmouthshirts.com/christmas-t-shi...s%20T-shirt.htm http://foulmouthshirts.com/christmas-t-shi...sus-T-shirt.htm http://foulmouthshirts.com/christmas-t-shi...;%20T-shirt.htm Down with X-Mas!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Java Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Yeah, because as we ALL know Hanukah isn't a holiday right around that time of year... Neither is Yule... Dipshits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I'm having a "Falwell FOE" shirt made up.. Fukk'um all folks, its MY Saturanilia and I'll be double dog dipped in choclate dog shit sauce if the xtians are gonna pin my holiday to a buncha wood chunks.. kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Here's a shirt for ya. I'm not a "loudmouth jerk" I'm a "Self-Righteous Ass" Twits. If I saw someone wearing a shirt like those, I think I'd be tempted to shove them down the escalator at the mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightflight Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Happy Festivus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I happen to enjoy most of the holiday (aside from the religious music), but I would also be annoyed if I saw a T-shirt where someone was trying to ram their religion down my throat and deliberately exclude those who were different from them. It's the exclusive aspects of it that bother me the most. It's like, Merry Christmas, but only if you're Christian. Or, Merry Christmas, but only if you're Exactly Like Me . It's the bigotry about those Christmas T-shirts that really stinks. I mean, they might as well make a T-shirt that says Merry Christmas, but only to the white, rich, bigoted, homophobic, fundamentalist, neo-Conservative, 100% Real True American Christians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I'm having a "Falwell FOE" shirt made up.. Fukk'um all folks, its MY Saturanilia and I'll be double dog dipped in choclate dog shit sauce if the xtians are gonna pin my holiday to a buncha wood chunks.. kL Hey Nivek, you, I and my Erus need "Felix Saturnalia" T-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 but it's not God's birthday, it's Mithra's. God's birthday isn't until near Easter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 We'll have a good saturnalia together. Hey, I might practise astral projection! *cough myth cough* What about the Devil's Birthday? *Sounds of wails from you know who* Ahha, what about a good old party full of hot guys and gals? *Grumbles from the neo cons tooling up their guns* Merry AntiChristmas! *God cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortunehooks Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 good eye sniper, now i'll shoot and make all these happy go-lucky holiday wishing, intolerant assholes, run and go hide under their xmas trees. i can't believe all of these xtians still calling for oppression upon them. when every poll that gets tested in this country, when asked about anything xtian, they get overwhelming support. some people need to stop and smell the stinch of their own beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Hey Nivek, you, I and my Erus need "Felix Saturnalia" T-shirts. Lady Purple... My problem with that is then I'd have to 'splain to what it meant. But daFatman lubba-lubas idea and may have to do it! kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Hey Nivek, you, I and my Erus need "Felix Saturnalia" T-shirts. Lady Purple... My problem with that is then I'd have to 'splain to what it meant. But daFatman lubba-lubas idea and may have to do it! kL I got ya but it could be hilarious, if someone asked what it meant, to say completely stright faced, Happy Saturnalia, like everybody knows what Saturnlia is and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Look at "Foulmouthshirts" other religious shirts... there's a great one for you Norse mythology pagans out there... "MY GOD CARRIES A HAMMER. YOUR GOD DIED NAILED TO A CROSS. ANY QUESTIONS?" "GOD WAS MY CO-PILOT, BUT WE CRASHED INTO A MOUNTAIN AND I HAD TO EAT HIM." Great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlinfmct87 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Attention brothers! Are you tired of PC girlie men wishing you "Happy Holidays"? Fight back with our t-shirt. Nothing declares your fundy nuthood more emphatically than these high quality garments. Show 'em where you stand, and tell them to shove their "Season's Greetings" right up their tolerant asses! Take Christmas back from the ACLU-lovin' faggy communists who are placing our country in Satan's lap by forgetting the Reason for the season. http://www.declarechristmas.com/aboutus.aspx Amen, Brother! Down with the PC Girly Men! Merry Christmas to all our Real Men! Oh, I HATE what this humidity is doing to my hair... Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 "PC girly men" only make rightists sound more idiotic than enough. PC monster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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