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The Big Bang!


chrisstavrous

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You know why I believe the universe started with a big bang. Because I just love shit being blown up.

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I have to say, evidence aside, the "it's just so much COOLER this way!" angle is actually a potent argument for science. What's more awe-inspiring, a piddly little planet, with a tiny sun that lazily circles it once every 24 hours, and stars up there for - I dunno, decoration? - or this. These are dinosaurs: F*ck, YEAH!

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The Big Bong. It's God sized... It blew God's mind.

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I agree. The truth is so much more amazing than the 6-days myth.

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Q: what happened before the Big Bang?

 

A: the big foreplay

 

Ta-dump!

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Well son when daddy universe loves mommy universe very much.......

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