Denyoz Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I don't think fundamentalists do this, but millions of Catholic and Orthodox Christians do it every day: the Sign of the Cross. It's when a person traces an upright cross over his body by moving his right hand from his forehead to his navel, then from his left shoulder to his right shoulder. Looks like an innocent enough gesture, until you remember that the cross is an instrument of torture. Let's force the little children to draw the symbol of a big torture device across their bodies as a sign that they are Christians. What a great idea! And imagine this: if Jesus had been hanged instead of nailed to a cross, Catholics would have to do the Sign of the Rope, which would probably look something like this: Or if he had died from a gunshot to the head, they would do the Sign of the Gun, like this: "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted August 24, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2013 Or if he had died in a boxing ring, the Catholics would do this sign before they sat in their pews.......... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted August 24, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2013 Or if he had died from a snake 'fight and bite'...this on the right, would have to be the new sign in the catholic church....... Ok..I'll stop being silly and let you get on with your post..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dB-Paradox Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I think a deadly spider bite on his penis, causing an erection just before his death would be perfect! Catholics would perform either dry humping motions, or masturbation motions to honor their lord and savior! And they couldn't diss porn, as it invokes the Lord's Condition! Okay, now it's just getting weird! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 In an alternative universe Jesus died in a Karate tournament so Catholics do the sign of the Crane. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted August 24, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2013 One more before bed........ If Jesus had died in a karate competition, the new sign at the catholic church before entering the pew would be this......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentLoner Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 What if he died getting butt-fucked by an ape? Sunday morning mass would be very interesting... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecock1973 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Actually, the orthodox go right shoulder to left shoulder...just a little FUCK YOU to Rome! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Actually, the orthodox go right shoulder to left shoulder...just a little FUCK YOU to Rome! hehe Yeah. Damn Catholic, filioque heretics! You're doing it WRONG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhoof Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Funny, I just recently came across the name of this, making the sign of the cross.. Saining Found the word and had to look it up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 My fave: http://9gag.com/gag/5926413 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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