Fweethawt Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 If a church leader has viewed pornography.... Posted on Oct 23, 2013 | by Jay Dennis LAKELAND, Fla. (BP) -- Much too often it happens. A pastor, staff member or volunteer church leader has been viewing pornography. So what should a church do if a leader has viewed pornography? Let me suggest a 10-step process: http://m.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=41335 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted October 24, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2013 "Insist that he tell his wife." That always goes over well with the conservative type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted October 24, 2013 Super Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2013 11. Show the idiot how to delete history, cookies, and recycle bin contents. ETA: (The Incognito Window is your friend.) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Wait!!! Church leaders have viewed porn???!!!??? No! They are men and women of god! I'm sure they were just researching for a sermon. Or maybe, maaaayyyyybbbeeee, it was SATAN who put those sites in their histories!!!! The Enemy is very tricky and wants to destroy the church, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "Insist that he tell his wife." That always goes over well with the conservative type. Tell the wife, but not the girlfriend. :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 If a church leader has viewed pornography.... Posted on Oct 23, 2013 | by Jay Dennis LAKELAND, Fla. (BP) -- Much too often it happens. A pastor, staff member or volunteer church leader has been viewing pornography. So what should a church do if a leader has viewed pornography? Let me suggest a 10-step process: http://m.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=41335 I have a 2 step program: 1. Look at porn. 2. Masturbate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 If a church leader has viewed pornography.... Posted on Oct 23, 2013 | by Jay Dennis LAKELAND, Fla. (BP) -- Much too often it happens. A pastor, staff member or volunteer church leader has been viewing pornography. So what should a church do if a leader has viewed pornography? Let me suggest a 10-step process: http://m.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=41335 Make sure the Pastor sends you a link to the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 If they viewed porn it is because they were moved by the spirit to view porn and for no other reason. It's not their fault the spirit wants porn. The lord works in mysterious ways. mwc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted October 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 25, 2013 If they viewed porn it is because they were moved by the spirit to view porn and for no other reason. It's not their fault the spirit wants porn. The lord works in mysterious ways. mwc and then blame the wife case she doesn't want sex anymore..... You know...menopause, periods, bad moods, headaches..... (cause she knows of his addiction and the other woman he flirts with and the on-line affair, and doesn't want one thing to do with him because he's so disgusting)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 If a church leader has viewed pornography.... Posted on Oct 23, 2013 | by Jay Dennis LAKELAND, Fla. (BP) -- Much too often it happens. A pastor, staff member or volunteer church leader has been viewing pornography. So what should a church do if a leader has viewed pornography? Let me suggest a 10-step process: http://m.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=41335 Step 1 - Cut off there penis Result - All churches empty within 24 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted October 25, 2013 Super Moderator Share Posted October 25, 2013 Take up a love offering and get the poor guy a hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Actually pornography is a 12 step program. Miss January, Miss February, Miss March . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisstavrous Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I guess missionary position just wont cut it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Should you terminate the employment of the pastor or staff member who is guilty?... However, where there is obvious denial and blame or if his wife decides she can no longer live with him, the church is left with little choice. They will fire him just because his wife leaves him. They wouldn't fire him because of the porn and he comes clean and gets back to god yet because they despise the word "divorce" so much they will still fire him. lol. Where do i sign up for this job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Because only men watch porn. Obviously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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