Happy Yuletide Cheer!

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<PARAM NAME="MOVIE" VALUE="http://exchristian.net/yule6.swf"><PARAM'>http://exchristian.net/yule6.swf"><PARAM NAME="PLAY" VALUE="true"><PARAM NAME="QUALITY" VALUE="best"><PARAM NAME="LOOP" VALUE="true"><EMBED SRC="http://exchristian.net/yule6.swf" ALIGN="right" WIDTH="349" HEIGHT="282" PLAY="true" LOOP="true" QUALITY="best" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></EMBED></OBJECT><strong>CHRISTMAS TIME IS PAGAN!</strong>

(sung to <em>Gloria in Excelsius Deo</em> or <em>Angels We Have Heard on High</em>)

 

<em>(Long intro)</em>

 

Christmas time is here again,

Decorations everywhere.

Christmas carols ringing out,

We're ex-Christian, we don't care.

 

<em>(Short interlude)</em>

 

Modern folks all celebrate

What they learned in Sunday School.

In December, they don't know

They are celebrating <a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/xmas_tree.htm" target="_blank">Yule!</a>

 

<strong>CHORUS:</strong>

Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!

Christ - mas time is pa - gan!

Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!

Christ - mas time is pa - gan!

 

<em>(Short interlude)</em>

 

Let them have their Christmas trees,

Decked in red and green and blue.

We rejoice to see the sight!

<a href="http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/holidays/christmas/trees.html" target="_blank">Christmas trees are pagan</a>, too.

 

<strong>CHORUS:</strong>

Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!

Christ - mas time is pa - gan!

Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!

Christ - mas time is pa - gan!

 

<em>(Very long interlude)</em>

 

Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer,

Fill your cup and quench your thirst.

They think the tradition's theirs.

<a href="http://newtimes.rway.com/1998/122398/cover.shtml" target="_blank">Wassail bowls were pagan</a>, first.

 

<strong>CHORUS:</strong>

Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!

Christ - mas time is pa - gan!

Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!

Christ - mas time is pa - gan!

 

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