rach Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Lyrics to an especially obnoxious Christian song in black, I comment in red God is too wise to be mistaken- And the LORD said, "I will wipe this human race I have created from the face of the earth for I regret that I have made them." (sounds like a mistake to me) God is too good to be unkind- hear that Joseph Merrick ("Elephant Man")? God is too good to be unkind. Even though he made you like that and didn't help you So when you don't understand- birth defects When you don't see his plan- "How the fuck am I going to fulfill the promise of a Jewish state so I can glorify myself.? I know, a holocaust! That'll work!"-Jehova When you can't trace his hand- cause he's hiding in Paradise Trust his heart- Gotta be a shred of goodness in there somewhere right? He sees the master plan- every knee will bow to ME. Or burn in hell. Holds the future in his hand- Every war, every disease. Setting eternal souls on fire, how quaint So don't live as those who have no hope- "During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them." all our hope is found in him- Hope he doesn't kidnap and rape me (Deut. 21:10) We see the present clearly- unless we were born blind for his glory (John 9) He sees the first and the last- He's a peeping tom And like a tapestry he's weaving you and me- a tapestry! we all like a good tapestry To someday be just like him- oh fuuuuuuuuuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave2six Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 LOL. Nice reply to the last line. This one cracks me up: "God is too good to be unkind" I guess the songwriter hasn't read anything in the Bible. (I thought it was John Merrick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawn Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Yeah, YHWH is a schmuck, a petty Demi-god at best. I kick him in the jimmy and laugh at his weakness... I, even I, a mere mortal. ~poem by pawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisstavrous Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Those hymns always made me feel sick, if anything the writer's twist god to make him more palatable. Even more sickening is how christians use christian music like it's the word of god then say to you,"only the scripture can be trusted" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimimom Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 LOL this cracks me up. This would make a good series of posts if we all found a song we used to sing that doesn't make sense and do the same. Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Very nice! That's the main reason I had to quit attending church at all. I kept making snarky comments to myself after every point the pastor said or during the songs. "When you can't trace his hand" ... ??? Like if a xian met GOD they'd want to draw a hand turkey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rach Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 We used to sing "our god is an awesome god" in kids' class. When we did the line- When He rolls up His sleevesHe ain't just putting on the ritz(Our God is an awesome God)- my friend would start giggling. She goes "like a ritz cracker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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