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Hell And Satan Exist In Furbys, Claims Orthodox Priest


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They certainly do look demonic! But the only thing 'satanic' about them are that they're products oversaturated in advertising by their companies. I certainly don't want to see these TV ads one more time!

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To be fair

 

They are scary.

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Greek people don't use the term βρωμικοί παππάδες (dirty priests) for nothing.

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I think he says whoever touches them will be instantly demonized. he's touching one so what does that make him? 

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A decade or so ago, someone in My household purchased a small Furby that was also an alarm clock.  We had great fun using it as a WMD (weapon of mass disturbance), either by flinging it into a room like a grenade or by setting the time and hiding it under something, then waiting for an explosion of Furbyspeak.

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Back in my christian days, I listened to a sermon from either Dobson or Jeremiah about how this toy was preparing children for when the gates of hell were opened. It is a foreshadowing of what is to come in the last days. I think it was called 'My Little Monster'.

 

http://humorpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my-little-monster.jpg

 

 

Kinda pathetic they preach shit like this...

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Back in my christian days, I listened to a sermon from either Dobson or Jeremiah about how this toy was preparing children for when the gates of hell were opened. It is a foreshadowing of what is to come in the last days. I think it was called 'My Little Monster'.

 

http://humorpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my-little-monster.jpg

 

 

Kinda pathetic they preach shit like this...

I totally had that toy when I was about 7 years old! "My pet monster" it was awesome, I got it for Christmas. He had huge teeth, and handcuffs that he could "break" the chains of!!! Totally macho toy for a little boy to play with.
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*confession bear*

 

When I was a teenager I convinced my mother that my brother's favorite show, Heman, was evil that calls upon the power of grey skull . . .

 

 

. . . so I could watch star trek during that time slot

 

*/confession bear*

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