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Thought I'd share this amusing experience. I was serving an elderly customer with a colleague, and my colleague said "Back in a moment". As he walked away, the gentleman looked at me and said, "Hmm... a moment... I asked someone once, 'how long is a moment?'." I smiled and shook my head. He continues:

 

"Hmm..don't know..", he says thoughtfully. "You know, the bible says..."

 

(Suddenly I'm paying attention)

"...the bible says, in a MOMENT, in the twinkling of an eye, we shall be with the Lord. That's how quick a moment is. Just the twinkle of an eye. Any longer than that........you're late."

 

I just smiled, then it came to me and I couldn't resist: "Hmm, so is Jesus."

 

He thought about it for a second, then chuckled a bit and that was it haha

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Goodbye Jesus

Very funny, well done.  (And sorry you get accosted by xians as you go about your day).

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