Vixentrox Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 No, really...I am. When I was a young, brainwashed Christian, I remember being told in bible study groups that devils and demons existed in the world, tempting mankind to hell. One of the things I was warned to be escpically wary of was people who were very well versed in the Bible. You see, Satan and his minions know every word in the Bible and will use that knowledge to pervert God's holy message. I am no longer a Christian and see the bible for the bunch of rubish that it is. I can now use the Bible to weaken the beliefs of the faithful. I therefore must conclude that either I am a demon or am possesed by one. Muahahahaha...Chrsitians better watch out. Your talking to the damned and I've come for your imortal soul! Best use your magic prayers to drive me away if you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charley Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Hey, it could be worse. Everything we want to do is satanically inspired anyway, so consider your demon your personal muse. I've been practicing ritual magic for so many years now, you think I would have demons conjured up that would clean my house for me, or at least just say hi....but no. So, don't be scared......hey, what was that noise?....oh, it was probably nothing....I hope.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Your talking to the damned Really? I LOVE The Damned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 One of the things I was warned to be escpically wary of was people who were very well versed in the Bible. You see, Satan and his minions know every word in the Bible and will use that knowledge to pervert God's holy message. So that means......ministers, priests, youth leaders, and clergy are demons too! I KNEW it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 One of the things I was warned to be escpically wary of was people who were very well versed in the Bible. Well, that's because they knew one day people would acquire enough knowledge to see through their crap. They wanted to make sure that the people who are still beleivers would remain brainwashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 One of the things I was warned to be escpically wary of was people who were very well versed in the Bible. Ah, I see. So one of the reasons why so many Xians know jack shit about the Bible is because that would be demonic. That sure explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I therefore must conclude that either I am a demon or am possesed by one. Yeah right! Unless your head is spinning completely around, and you're involuntarily blowing pee soup out of your ass, I'm givin' you The Official Bullshit Call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necrosmith Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, Foxy. Your avatar is nasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 I therefore must conclude that either I am a demon or am possesed by one. Yeah right! Unless your head is spinning completely around, and you're involuntarily blowing pee soup out of your ass, I'm givin' you The Official Bullshit Call. I'm a demon in STEALTH mode right now! And so are you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spamandham Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I don't see how you could possibly be a lemon. Lemons are sour and yellow fruits, while you are a person. It's just like my grandma used to tell me, "Rosanne, my little Rosanne Rosanna-Dana, it's always something." ...oh, demon not lemon? Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnosis of Disbelief Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I don't see how you could possibly be a lemon. Lemons are sour and yellow fruits, while you are a person. It's just like my grandma used to tell me, "Rosanne, my little Rosanne Rosanna-Dana, it's always something." ...oh, demon not lemon? Nevermind. Fweethawt is the demon. Christianity is the lemon. Gotta keep things straight here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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