Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Keep scrolling if you feast upon the flesh of babies while having a blood orgy after you sing praises to Satan!!! Sometimes, I just wanna film myself scrolling past those stupid Facebook statuses and then pan over to myself with a pentagram drawn onto my face in lipstick. Instead, I just unfollow the stupid jackass who keeps posting those gawd dayum statuses to Facebook. Am I the only one who gets irritated by this shit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 I'm confused. I can't seem to find the blood orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's okay MM you can join me in room 666 sweet Cakes. Just bring the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Keep scrolling if you feast upon the flesh of babies while having a blood orgy after you sing praises to Satan!!! Sometimes, I just wanna film myself scrolling past those stupid Facebook statuses and then pan over to myself with a pentagram drawn onto my face in lipstick. Instead, I just unfollow the stupid jackass who keeps posting those gawd dayum statuses to Facebook. Am I the only one who gets irritated by this shit? 97% of you wont share this guilt-tripping post. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travi Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 The ones I hate the most are the ones of 1 like = 1 prayer, 1 share = 100 prayers on something. Like Jesus is watching to make sure he gets enough prayers to cure the child of cancer, or to "save America and turn it back to him." I would pay money to see that Sylen, seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 If you don't film it and post it on Facebook, you should at least film it and post it here so we can all have a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStar Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Lol!!! ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Haha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Lmaooo y'all think I should do it? There's no way I'd post it on FB but I'd sooo do it here lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConscientiousObjector Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I despise those posts!! What's really annoying about the "like and share if you love Jeebus, scroll if you like the devil" ones: What does that say about Jews? They don't believe Jesus was the messiah!! So asinine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Like Jesus is watching to make sure he gets enough prayers to cure the child of cancer, or to "save America and turn it back to him." I just got this mental image of Jesus checking his 'likes' and 'retweets' for the day...hahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Like Jesus is watching to make sure he gets enough prayers to cure the child of cancer, or to "save America and turn it back to him." I just got this mental image of Jesus checking his 'likes' and 'retweets' for the day...hahahahahaha! "I just got this mental image of jesus checking his 'likes' and 'retweets' for the day -- hahahahaha!" I love this! I'm going to have to use this as a reply if something that asinine shows up on my fb page! It points out how silly it is to relate religion to random fb posts, and isn't actually offensive to religion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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