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has anyone ever seen this site? truechristian.com

i cant tell if its real. i think it is, but i cant stand to look through it.

 

 

Taking a look at the kids pages it has to be a joke.

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Everyone should read through this site. It is priceless.

 

3.) Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.

 

Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0

 

Firstly, never take your children to public school since you don't want them to be brainwashed by religious beliefs. Home school them and teach them only about the Bible and God's Love for all. Tell them the truth about atheism and they're religion: Evolutionism. Satan planted them in schools and things to make atheists look smart and appealing when the truth is they are all communists who wallow in their own vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all atheists are, filthy stinky homosexuals who hate everyone. They should all die, as God orders us to kill them all:
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(If you don't trust in God, he'll kill you and while you're dying the "righteous" will laugh at you.)

 

Nice opening, wouldn't you agree? Sounds like free will to me!!!! NOT

Oh and yes, our beloved "righteous" laughing at us when we get killed..... gee, all this love is making me misty-eyed.... LOL

 

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS
Gee, not only expressing so much love, but racist too....gee whiz!

 

If you EVER make any friendly contact with an atheist, you will go STRAIGHT to Hell. Jesus will NEVER receive you, you fools. GOD HATES ATHEISTS WITH ALL HIS LOVE!

 

Look out christian members, looks like you will be at the same camp meeting as us!!!!!! (as most of you believe we will be in the toasty roasty)

 

Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

 

And we are suppose to take this person serious why?????? Who is this freak?????

 

 

(quotes from http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html)

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Why anyone doesn't immediately see the satire on that site, I'll never know. I moderated the site's now defunct message board for years under the name Elder Lee Sack. Even with a name like that many people didn't get the joke, in some cases for months. I would argue for a flat earth and make claims like all "mud people" have poop for blood and squirrel brains, a fact I discovered while dissecting a chinaman in college. People still thought I was serious. Man oh man was that fun, but the message board is bye bye now.

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Taking a look at the kids pages it has to be a joke.

 

 

OMG, you are not kidding!!! I looked at this page: http://www.truechristian.com/kidzatheists.html and whoever this pastor jim is, he is obviously not educated and is only running on 1/4 of a brain if he is lucky.

 

Who is the one full of hate? What a twit. It would have to be a joke cause I can not see anyone with any thought process taking this serious...not even a little! Is he a stand up comedian that thinks he is funny? :loser:

There are some weird ones out there isn't there?

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There are some weird ones out there isn't there?

 

Ok, go back and SLOWLY read JPD's post just above yours...

 

Yes, those rascist movies are hilarious. I still have tears in my eyes. Ari's lucky he is still alive though.

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There are some weird ones out there isn't there?

 

Ok, go back and SLOWLY read JPD's post just above yours...

 

Yes, those rascist movies are hilarious. I still have tears in my eyes. Ari's lucky he is still alive though.

 

 

Just saw the post.... read it slowly ;)

 

Yes, some of the stuff on there is rather amusing. If you do not look at everything, it can be taken serious.... I can see that started to at first until I REALLY started to read everything. (and SLOWLY...hehe) You can see he bashes the bible too.

Good grief, some of the emails on the site (feedback) was something too.

I can see why he remains in the shadows, not telling anyone where he is, etc. Some people I am sure would love to get their hands on him.

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TC.com has been the target of hackers at least a dozen times. The message board was destroyed by hackers and rebuilt no fewer than 6 times in 4 years, losing thousands of posts each time. Each time, a huge mine of comedy gold destroyed. The irony is that it was probably some little pissed of xtian twerp going against the words of Jesus and breaking the law in order to destroy property and in a vain attempt to silence the doubts in his geeky noggin. Other than the obviously sarcastic tone, most of what we said came straight outta the bible. Jesus, christians hate to have to read the bible!

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From the FAQ:

 

"As long as you never touch, make friends with, or marry an atheist, you will go to Heaven (plus meeting the other guidelines of course). Atheists are pure EVIL and all they do is hate everyone including themselves. They actually believe (this is hillarious!) that the Earth is round and that the Earth is billions of years old, when CLEARLY we know from the Bible that it is roughly 6,000 years old. HELLLLOO!! Wake up DEMONS! We aren't going to follow for your idiotic nonsense that you call science. Sience is for idiots who think that reason is obtained from testing and hypothesizing, when all the knowledge in the world we need is from the Bible.

 

NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do yourself a favor and speak with the Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil, since they are bigots who want to eat your children and take President Bush out of office!"

 

 

This is definately gotta be a satire site. No one can be this rediculous.

 

Well, then again, some people do surprise me...

 

 

PS: take a look at the Sampson story in the Kids section. Its fucking hilarious. (pun intended)

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Why anyone doesn't immediately see the satire on that site, I'll never know. I moderated the site's now defunct message board for years under the name Elder Lee Sack. Even with a name like that many people didn't get the joke, in some cases for months. I would argue for a flat earth and make claims like all "mud people" have poop for blood and squirrel brains, a fact I discovered while dissecting a chinaman in college. People still thought I was serious. Man oh man was that fun, but the message board is bye bye now.

 

 

because people cease to be surprised with christians. ive heard some christians seriously face to face same some similar shit.

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because people cease to be surprised with christians. ive heard some christians seriously face to face same some similar shit.

 

 

When you glance at that site and not really read everything, it really can be taken serious..... when I first glanced without reading in details, at first I was like WTF? But like I was told, slowly go through and read it... then I was like AHHH! (Sometimes I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer ;-) ) But it is true, you are right, some christians are really like this...that is why it could be believed by some.

 

 

 

PS: take a look at the Sampson story in the Kids section. Its fucking hilarious. (pun intended)

 

I saw it... LOL

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This has been a longtime favorite of mine. In fact, I mentioned it in another thread.

 

The Kidz section is by far my favorite, although I don't understand why he left the "Tamar-as-a-whore" part out of the Judah and Tamar story. That would've been gold.

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NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do yourself a favor and speak with the Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil, since they are bigots who want to eat your children and take President Bush out of office!"

This sounds like a familiar theme recently I've been subjected to here by our current righteous Christian, "Daniel No. 2", equating atheism to Adolf Hitler. Difference is this site's meant as a joke.

 

Has anyone spent anytime over at http://www.landoverbaptist.org ? They're totally hysterical!!

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"That time of the month"

 

If you have a wife like I do you should know there is a time of month where the woman spills blood in the night. What is this and what does it mean? Does it mean she is demon possessed or maybe she is having an orgasm. In all truth we all know women don't have orgasms. All women just lie on their backs and let you do your thing then you have a baby. Actually women hate sex and they usually cry during it as does my wife. It is a painful experience for the woman but she must go through it to have the baby being born.

 

Anyway, why do women do this? Genesis reveals that women were punished since the female, Eve, bit into the apple and took the rest of mankind down with her. Women had greater punishment from now on since they were the first sinners. Things like childbirth or what's left when a womb isn't seeded so the baby can sprout. So because of woman's sins she has to pay with the pain of having "that time of the month".

 

:eek: ....... :funny: ............... :lmao:

 

If this guy is actually legit all he's saying is that he's really bad in bed. :Sheep:

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has anyone ever seen this site? truechristian.com

i cant tell if its real. i think it is, but i cant stand to look through it.

It's a parody, and it's really funny. The kids stories are just priceless.

 

The story of Sodom and Gomorrah

 

When you glance at that site and not really read everything, it really can be taken serious..... when I first glanced without reading in details, at first I was like WTF? But like I was told, slowly go through and read it... then I was like AHHH! (Sometimes I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer ;-) ) But it is true, you are right, some christians are really like this...that is why it could be believed by some.

Very true. Kind of shows what kind of religion it is, when a parody of it could be taken seriously.

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Agreed HansSolo, it is a Parody website, and a pretty damned good one at that. I just spent an hour there and had a ball. The movie clips on homosexuality and pornography where a hoot-and-a-half! The clips were actual instructional films for kids 50 years ago. I saw films like them as a kid. This explains why as a kid I never did see the inside of a restroom at a public park.

 

While this parody religious website is not as extensive as Landover Baptist, it is just as provocative. I can see why many might think it was legitimate and want it removed. This is what fundyism really looks like when your remove it from the “spin-zone.”

 

IBF

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