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Self-Proclaimed Prophet: God Using Donald Trump To 'expose Darkness And Perversion'


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So Trump's own ego is God?  I guess Trump was right about that.

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Always loved how christians speak about god using people.

 

"Use me god :use me! Raise me up :just put that pillow under my hips,yeah that's right,now you've raised me up a bit: use me!"

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This never ceases to amaze me.  The U.K has its' share of Christian politicians - but they generally keep pretty quiet because open religiosity is liable to be political suicide.

 

Seems the exact opposite over the so-called pond...

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I was in prayer a few years ago and the Lord spoke to me.

 

"I shall raise up a real estate developer and set him loose upon America. He shall remind the people of the good old days when politicians had balls" He said.

 

"But Lord," I said, "What about females? Remember Lord, you are dealing with a more enlightened people now. In the day that you raise him up, people might object to that as being sexist, because females don't have balls!"

 

"Lo", He replied, "Caitlyn Jenner".

 

I couldn't argue with His perfect logic.  

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Trump is Trumps? I'd rather Spades.

 

Casey

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Impossible as it sounds, it would seem God has reached a new low.

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Always loved how christians speak about god using people.

"Use me god :use me! Raise me up :just put that pillow under my hips,yeah that's right,now you've raised me up a bit: use me!"

LOL. Dont forget about turns Q2 hours.

 

Yes, it is very silly, isn't it?

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