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Behold, I give you the pinnacle of crazy. Molatar Seth Pyrargent, Dragon, Evangelist, Ranger, who is, by all definitions of the word, a Furry.

 

Yes, friends. He believes himself to be a dragon-werewolf hybrid and that God will turn him into a beautiful dragon one day, and he seeks to convert people in the furry and werewolf communities to his cause.

 

http://web.archive.org/web/20041124011446/...r.com/index.htm

 

Be sure not to miss out on his article "How to P-shift"!

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I'd almost forgoten this joker. Thanks for the laugh today.

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"This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities."

 

Gospel of what? Badly drawn porn? Ha, what a joke...

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I do believe I know a guy of that sort--by which I mean he believes he was a wolf-dragon in a past life or some such. I'm not sure exactly how it works. Neither is he, to my knowledge.

 

Molatar is, btw, the kind of person who is routinely mocked and not taken seriously even among other such people. The "werewolf" community tends not to take wolf-dragons seriously. That's too weird even for them. Toss in weird evangelism and bad theology... yeah.

 

Makes you wish you could punch people in the face over the internet.

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Why should satan have a copyright on the dragon image? I'll fight it in a bloody court of law if I have to. The dragon image is PUBLIC DOMAIN and as such I can claim the right to my own interpretation on it. I will be the real dragon, not satan. Satan is just a miserable fallen angel and I will not let that insignificant jerk steal my dreams.

 

this dude needs some counseling, I really feel sorry for this guy. he mentions in there that he wants to be a dragon because of 28 years of constant abuse, so he wants to distance himself from the human race.

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Funny, sad, but funny.

 

"This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities."

 

Gospel of what? Badly drawn porn? Ha, what a joke...

 

 

Ok now I feel cheated none of the pics came up for me, all red x's.

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I guess not everyone knows that God detests such activity.God created human beings as male and female so that they could reproduce. Thus homosexual activity is a way of cheating (getting sex without responsibility for children) and disobedience against God. Therefore it is morally wrong. Of course, there are people in existence who don't even want human partners, but that's another story.

 

:twitch:

 

 

 

You mean to tell me you can believe you're some were-wolf/fire-breathing dragon, a "furry" and that's cool with the almighty. Yet if two human beings of the same gender get it on, god says, "Oh no way, that's eeevil and bad for the children!"?

 

Forget counseling. This flaky as a biscut, nut needs a horse-size dose of Thorazine and a damn good health insurance plan since he's going to be in the mental ward a looong time.

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"I am writing this essay to explain, once and for all, why I believe wanting to be a dragon does not interfere with my belief in Jesus."

 

:lmao: The Bible isn't even as funny as this guy - damn what a cornball!

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Wowee, crazeee! :lmao:

 

I got to that website from both work and home and none of the images came up.

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It's because this is an archived version: Molatar's site shut down THREE DAYS after it came out as the "Awful Link of the Day" on SomethingAwful and hence spread like wildfire.

 

The ridicule must've been enormous. One of my friends even emailed Molatar detailing his inaccuracies on the theory of Evolution.

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Behold, I give you the pinnacle of crazy. Molatar Seth Pyrargent, Dragon, Evangelist, Ranger, who is, by all definitions of the word, a Furry.

 

Yes, friends. He believes himself to be a dragon-werewolf hybrid and that God will turn him into a beautiful dragon one day, and he seeks to convert people in the furry and werewolf communities to his cause.

 

http://web.archive.org/web/20041124011446/...r.com/index.htm

 

Be sure not to miss out on his article "How to P-shift"!

 

:eek: What the....that has to be the most bizarre twist on Christianity that I've seen yet. As a geek I've heard of furries, but I haven't heard of them combining it with religion until now.

 

Why should satan have a copyright on the dragon image? I'll fight it in a bloody court of law if I have to. The dragon image is PUBLIC DOMAIN and as such I can claim the right to my own interpretation on it. I will be the real dragon, not satan. Satan is just a miserable fallen angel and I will not let that insignificant jerk steal my dreams.

 

this dude needs some counseling, I really feel sorry for this guy. he mentions in there that he wants to be a dragon because of 28 years of constant abuse, so he wants to distance himself from the human race.

 

Oh, okay. That explains it. I hope he gets help then.

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