Xm Satelite Radio..and Their Titles!

[Lizard]

ACCCCKKKK!! My ears!

 

Ok, so we just recently switched from Dishnet to DirectTV (cuz dishnet wouldn't give us new boxes after over 8 years of being a customer)..

 

I'm scrolling through the XM music channels. I see one called "Enlighten"..and I'm thinking maybe "new agey sounds"

 

SOOO...I hit select (as opposed to "info"..shit! always seek more info!!)

 

My poor ears! It was Southern Gospel!! Seems to be an oxymoron to me..

[Friendly neighborhood atheist]

I hear ya man.

 

Whenever I'm channel surfing on cable or radio

and come across christian ANYTHING,

I can't possibly change the channel fast enough.

 

Last year we switched cable TV providers,

and when I first scrolled through the stations,

I found no fewer than half a dozen channels dedicated entirely to christians.

I got quite tired of scanning past them so I deleted them from the rotation.

 

Going from, say, Headbanger's Ball past a station where I hear

"Prayzze JEE-ZUS!" is like accidentially seeing a photo of

Madeline Albright during sex.

[Biggles7268]

Going from, say, Headbanger's Ball past a station where I hear

"Prayzze JEE-ZUS!" is like accidentially seeing a photo of

Madeline Albright during sex.

 

I'm raising the bullshit flag on this one, we all know that Madeline Albright doesn't have any sexual organs.

 

and thanks for putting that image into my head /shudder

[Beowulf]

I hear ya man.

 

Whenever I'm channel surfing on cable or radio

and come across christian ANYTHING,

I can't possibly change the channel fast enough.

 

Last year we switched cable TV providers,

and when I first scrolled through the stations,

I found no fewer than half a dozen channels dedicated entirely to christians.

I got quite tired of scanning past them so I deleted them from the rotation.

 

Going from, say, Headbanger's Ball past a station where I hear

"Prayzze JEE-ZUS!" is like accidentially seeing a photo of

Madeline Albright during sex.

 

 

I especially can't stomach the Contemporary Christian stations. Unfortunately, we're getting more and more of them in our area. A formerly great station has now switched to a "God and Country" format. Oh boy.

 

However, we have one ultra-conservative Christian station I like to listen to for pure entertainment value. They even think Bob Jones University is too liberal. My favorite quote from one of their on-air preachers was, "If it's got two legs and a crotch in it in my house, it's mine!" I think he was preaching about women wearing pants, but ya never can tell...