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Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my

right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,

and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling

Federation!

 

Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.

 

 

Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of

matches lined up here today.

 

 

(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and

the bell rings.)

 

 

MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.

 

 

Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute

time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at

112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!

 

 

CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!

 

 

RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?

 

 

MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.

 

 

CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.

 

 

(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)

 

 

RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at

about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!

 

 

CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids

his own age!

 

 

MV: And adults too, man!

 

 

RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?

 

 

MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?

 

 

(The bell rings)

 

 

CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But

she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens

her.

 

 

MV: Yeah? Well......

 

 

RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a

corner....almost!

 

 

MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push

Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.

 

 

CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas

returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.

 

 

MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!

 

 

RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see everyday!

 

 

MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.

 

 

CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish

whip.

 

 

RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER

WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!

 

 

CA: Mary is dazed right now.

 

 

MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!

 

 

CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!

 

 

RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.

 

 

CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point

is trying to resist using her hands!

 

 

MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!

 

 

RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and

is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.

 

 

CA: It's over!

 

 

MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!

 

 

(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)

 

 

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!

 

 

CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.

 

 

RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.

 

 

MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.

Stay tuned! We will be right back!

 

 

(The screen fades to black)